bread collecting

The action of collecting bread to then feed to your significant other after it has been aged in wine for 3 years straight. Often a sexual fetish.

Mike: Hey what are you and Sally up to tonight?
James: I'm gonna stop by the store and pick up some bread and wine to begin bread collecting
Mike: Holy shit bro! That stuff takes years to prepare!

bread collecting by SirachaChan May 6, 2019

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Bread Knifer

You do the biggest solid pooh in the known universe. usually dry with no use of paper, (or your partners face cloth), it is the need to cut it up with some tool, like a bread knife( partners toothbrush) to cut it in pieces in order to flush it

Should have seen the Bread knifer i had to let go.

pooh shit dump crap poop

Bread Knifer by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011

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Related Words

bread • Breadstick • bread crumb • bread and butter • breadhead • bread basket • Bread bin • Bread Boy • breading • bready

bread enthusiast

One who posses much love towards bread; a bread dealer

"Jim decided to become a bread enthusiast. You should check him out, he has some nice buns."

bread enthusiast by Bread Dealer December 21, 2014

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bread bag bong

A homemade smoking device made by a 2 lieter bottle and a bread bag and some tape

1.) Cut the bottom of the bottle off.
2.) Put the bag inside the bottle from the bottom ( which is cut off ) leaving about 3-4 inches of bag hanging out and tape to outside of bottle
3.) Pull the bag out of the bottle as you light the weed and the smoke draws into the bottle take off the cap and inhale on the bottle

Get the bread bag bong and we will get stoned

bread bag bong by 15yo stoner from wv June 26, 2016