A relationship status in which one performs all of the functions and roles of a boyfriend without any reciprocation of the emotional, romantic, spiritual, and physical intimacy that comes with a healthy relationship
John went to dinner with Jennifer's family
Are they going out?
No, he's just her sidedish boyfriend
What do you mean?
He's like an escort that doesn't get paid or get laid.
Are they going out?
No, he's just her sidedish boyfriend
What do you mean?
He's like an escort that doesn't get paid or get laid.
by Rusty Shacklefordd September 9, 2010
Get the Sidedish Boyfriend mug.1.)Gets high and/or drunk and flirts with other girls almost breaking up with their gfs
2.)Doesn't introduce himself to his gf's parents
3.)Say stuff like I love you boo boo kitty fuck instead of sweet things
4.)Is dumb to the extreme
2.)Doesn't introduce himself to his gf's parents
3.)Say stuff like I love you boo boo kitty fuck instead of sweet things
4.)Is dumb to the extreme
by Naughty Mcnaughtyson January 26, 2009
Get the dumb boyfriend mug.a boy (in RARE cases, a man) who one confides in and trusts. in many instances, the boy is:
1. a manwhore who flirts with anything that moves
2. a complete jerk
3. a big dick
4. a beater
5. pedo
but! there are rare instances that the "boyfriend" is a wonderful, kind-hearted, loveing person. these rare breed of boyfriend are the ones who will help you through lifes crap, and be there when no one else is. they are mature, most of the time, and make you happy when no one can. most of them will not try and constantly keep asking to get in your pants. though they sometimes annoy you to no end, they will be loyal to you.
these rare type of boyfriend are trully your best friend, and will help you through a lot of lifes trials. most of the time, this type of boyfriend will want to make the relationship, or as some say, they will "propose".
in those cases, the boyfriend will what we refer to as a Husband.
1. a manwhore who flirts with anything that moves
2. a complete jerk
3. a big dick
4. a beater
5. pedo
but! there are rare instances that the "boyfriend" is a wonderful, kind-hearted, loveing person. these rare breed of boyfriend are the ones who will help you through lifes crap, and be there when no one else is. they are mature, most of the time, and make you happy when no one can. most of them will not try and constantly keep asking to get in your pants. though they sometimes annoy you to no end, they will be loyal to you.
these rare type of boyfriend are trully your best friend, and will help you through a lot of lifes trials. most of the time, this type of boyfriend will want to make the relationship, or as some say, they will "propose".
in those cases, the boyfriend will what we refer to as a Husband.
Ingrid: i dont know why my boyfriend keeps flirting with every girl in sight. he tried to pick up a girl right infront of me!
Roni: im sorry. man, i cant believe i got lucky enough to have a caring and lyal boyfriend.
Ingrid: Cherish him forever.
Roni: im sorry. man, i cant believe i got lucky enough to have a caring and lyal boyfriend.
Ingrid: Cherish him forever.
by Truthteller is my name July 1, 2009
Get the Boyfriend mug.a guy who obviously has huge insecurity issues so he tries to control who you talk to, what you wear, what you talk about, etc. they really need to go talk to a therapist, but they're "too proud" to do that even to save their girlfriend all the misery he's putting her through.
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"Hun I'm just gonna go over there and talk to my friend Kyle ok?"
"NO YOU FUCKING WON'T BITCH!!!! cuz i have jealous boyfriend syndrome and i'm too insecure so i take it all out on you cuz misery loves company"
"Hey baby :) do you like my new skirt?"
"no i don't you look like a fucking slut, you can't wear that around me"
"NO YOU FUCKING WON'T BITCH!!!! cuz i have jealous boyfriend syndrome and i'm too insecure so i take it all out on you cuz misery loves company"
"Hey baby :) do you like my new skirt?"
"no i don't you look like a fucking slut, you can't wear that around me"
by KDeneumo July 17, 2006
Get the jealous boyfriend syndrome mug.an extreme asshole who, after you break up with him for being a huge cry baby and control freak who plans your life together, decides to go out and get a random girlfriend then Instant Message you randomly about how him and his friend, who is also your friend, were talking shit about you behind your back! YAY!
ex boyfriend: yo, me and sara were listening to my ipod and came across a song that reminded us of you
girl: what song?
ex boyfriend: puke by eminem, its a good song you should download it.
*girl looks up lyrics to puke and cries*
girl: what song?
ex boyfriend: puke by eminem, its a good song you should download it.
*girl looks up lyrics to puke and cries*
by Jessica Marie December 13, 2008
Get the ex boyfriend mug.Once a guy friend becomes a boyfriend, he must tolerate the responsibilities and duties of being the boyfriend such as giving his girlfriend his sweatshirts, listening to his girlfriend's complaints about others, seeing her without makeup on, etc.
Boyfriend: Why are you complaining about your friends so much? They're your friends, don't you like them?
Girlfriend: Of course I do but you're my boyfriend so listening to me complaining is part of your boyfriend territory.
Girlfriend: Of course I do but you're my boyfriend so listening to me complaining is part of your boyfriend territory.
by ICNDDUEC May 31, 2017
Get the Boyfriend territory mug.The perfect boyfriend is a boy who supports you in every way possible, even if it hurts; who knows you inside and out; who surprises you flowers; who remembers the little things about you; who is always there for you, who makes references to you about your favorite book. The boy who doesn't forget your anniversary or birthday. He's the one you think about every minute of everyday and no matter how far away from eachother you are, you don't have to worry. You know he loves you. He's your best friend.
Friend: Wow, Brandy, you're so lucky! I can't believe your boyfriend threw you a surprise going away party!
Brandy: Yeah, I know! I couldn't believe it! Marks just the perfect boyfriend! I love him so much!
Brandy: Yeah, I know! I couldn't believe it! Marks just the perfect boyfriend! I love him so much!
by vivalabrandy August 28, 2011
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