A bottom baby is a baby that was conceived via anal sex. Although highly unlikely, it is possible for a sperm to reach the egg while a couple is having anal sex. For example, if the male pulls out when he cums, and unloads all over the females arsehole, some sperm can get into the vulva and thus a bottom baby is created.
If a person ever finds out that they are a bottom baby it is devastating to that person.
If a person ever finds out that they are a bottom baby it is devastating to that person.
Jack: "Hey what's wrong with Andrew, he seems a little down?"
Phil: "Oh he just found out that he's a bottom baby"
Jack: "Poor guy, he must be devastated"
Phil: "Yea..."
Phil: "Oh he just found out that he's a bottom baby"
Jack: "Poor guy, he must be devastated"
Phil: "Yea..."
by topcatistop May 26, 2009
When someone has run out of credit on their phone, or has out going call restrictions from an unpaid bill. They can't make calls, only recieve.
GUY 1 "Did you hear from him"
GUY 2 "I sent a text but he didn't respond"
GUY 1 "He probably can't as he's always out of credit. Call him, he's a total phone bottom
GUY 2 "I sent a text but he didn't respond"
GUY 1 "He probably can't as he's always out of credit. Call him, he's a total phone bottom
by jonny seymour August 05, 2010
"The only way I could defeat him was by bottom-wielding."
"He wields his own bottom in battle against mighty foes."
"He wields his own bottom in battle against mighty foes."
by bigscrobbler December 19, 2005
One that prefers anal sex over traditional vaginal intercourse. One that would prefer to poke the stink vs. the pink any chance they get.
Roger is the consummate bottom dweller. He always pokes Rachel's brown eye. I don't think she ever gets it any other way.
by Eaton Holgoode October 26, 2015
A pimp or mack's number one ho. Usually a whore who is past her prime. She helps to procure new girls, train them in the art of prostitution, and keep an eye on the business. Typically his first ho and his last, a bottom woman is the ho most trusted by a pimp.
That bitch there, Bunny, is my bottom woman, my ace bitch, and she is the closest I will ever coming to loving a ho.
by Riktiktik February 17, 2009
When someone who should not be wearing short shorts is- and their lumpy fat ass hangs out the bottom, looking nasty like a biscuit.
by coubricol May 15, 2011
when you fuck a girl in her ass, doggiestyle, put her head on the floor and procede to fuck this girl in her ass with your foot on her head.
i fucked this broad in her ass and i was stepping on her head, and now she's reached the "rock" bottom!!
by rocfourtwenty July 06, 2009