Bleachable Moment

A moment in your life you or someone else would prefer was completely erased from the Akashic Records, as well as from all living memory including ones own.

That time I crapped my pants while taking an oral exam was a truly bleachable moment in my life.

by Wonton2 October 18, 2014

bleachy keen

A person who is an asshole. But the good kind of asshole. Not the dirty kind. The squeaky clean, tidy, bleached asshole. The asshole version of somebody being peachy keen!

Him: I was thinking of asking that girl out but I heard she's a bitch.

Friend: Oh, she's just bleachy keen!

by RabidWordsmith June 26, 2016

Bleach biscuits

Describes the aroma of 1-3 day old sperm mixed with dirty laundry

I walked into my 16 year old brothers room and the place smelled like bleach biscuits stink jizz cum
spunk

by thickburger17 June 10, 2016

bleach and preach

a statement used by the bleach squad for praying and drinking bleach

maddi and billy say bleach and preach

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Bleacher Ethan

A mammal that lives under the bleachers. If approached right it will lick the nacho cheese off your fingers.

Mating call: Damn Mami you're thicc as fuck

Looks: Like the celebrity known as Ethan dolan

Warning: if not approached with nachos it will spit gargle water at you

Jen: What's that crunching noise?
Stacey: Don't worry. It's just the Bleacher Ethan that lives here

by Ya Girl Lizard July 22, 2017

Blesh

ur mother dearest<33

Source: gemurbandictionary.com

"Hey, what are you doing tonight?"

"Blesh."

by gemurbandictionary February 15, 2022

Bleached Asshole

someone who looks innocent but is an asshole behind the scenes

Homelander America's hero is actually a bleached asshole

by Childish Bambino June 21, 2022