blapsplatter

Incoherent talk or jargon that makes zero sense to the listener, especially when said with confidence.

“He kept going on about the power scaling in that anime, but it was just blapsplatter to me.”

by Plas-sucks-at-the-dictionary October 14, 2025

baps

see Chorlton

by Playtex October 16, 2003

Blapy

Pure happiness, Blapy's a primordial creature smiling at you from primordial time, dreaming of you. Blapy's a happiness window you look through.

"Hey, blapy just smiled at me!" "Someone really nice sent me two blapyz. It was awesome." "Wow, blapy is the cutest creature ever. He stands for happiness and everything."

by Zzizzle.com October 19, 2004

blahshnee

A word to denify when you dont know what to do.
blahshnee

oh no, oh shnee, grrrr

Awwwwww, i dont know...oh BLAHSHNEE!!

by Lawren Hagridger February 11, 2007

Blaph

To blog and laugh at the same time.

That blog was so funny I blaphed!

by Elizabeth Sulock December 24, 2008

BAPSo

Be A Part, Start orgies

"Dude, id kill for a BAPSo with Meg&Dia right now"

"Did you hear? Kevin BAPSo'd it last night!"

by BAPSo April 3, 2008

blapology

Apologizing to the world on your blog for making an ass of yourself.

Kanye West's caps and punctuation trainwreck blapology did not help his image after he ruined Taylor Swift's moment at the VMAs.

by Selfish Mom September 14, 2009