Blasterbate

The act of masturbating as far as possible into a toilet, urinal or woman's mouth with exacting accuracy.

I was really bored, so I decided stand as far away from the toliet, a.k.a. your mom's mouth, as possible and blasterbate.

by TIME Lincoln March 20, 2011

doo doo blaster

a child friendly refrence to a toilet, typically assigned to the household item during potty training.

kyle finally learned how to use the doo doo blaster today.

by nick1492 December 26, 2007

Chode blaster

Someone who gets right to the point of licking ones chode!

An addiction to Chode or someone who has access to multiple chodes at one time.

Hey Andre, leave my !@#$%^& chode alone you chode blaster!

by alllooksnnogo October 15, 2009

gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.

"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."

by Thatguywiththeoutrageouslyandunessesarilylongname May 23, 2007

sand blaster

A girl with a mouth full of sand gives a guy a blow job, and his shaft is scrapped uncomfortably by each individual grain. Needless to say, the experience isn't enjoyable for either party, and the couple is hopefully wasted on a beach - otherwise why the fuck would her mouth be all sandy.

Kate got drunk and sand blasted some dude on the beach.

by JohnBon August 20, 2005

blaster

A shot of Jaeger dropped in a half glass of Red Bull.
Synonym for Jaegerbomb.

Z ran his bartab up to 200 bones on Monday night by ordering 35 blasters.

by bstone October 1, 2005

Blæste

Blæste, is a word used by mostly foreigners in Norway, but more and more Norwegian people use it. Most likely it is taken from the word " blast". It's said in different forms like: blæste( blæst)- blæster- blæsta. It means many different things.

1. To kick/ beat somebodys ass
2. To fuck
3. To mock
4. When your discussing something, and you win.

In English:

1. "I'll blæst you, if you mess with my gang"
2. "I'd blæst that girl up and down all week long"
3. If you diss somebody you could say: "I blæsta you"
4. Leif: " White chocolate is the best cause it's white!"
Amin: " No, black chocolate is the best because it taste good!" Amin wins, because he has the best argument. He'll probably say" I blæsta you!"

In Norwegian:

1. " Jeg blæster deg hvis du kødder med gjengen min"
2. " Jeg hadde blæsta henne opp og ned hele uka"
3. Hvis du disser noen så kan man etterpå si: " Jeg blæsta deg"
4. Leif: " Hvit sjokolade er best, fordi den er hvit!"
Amin: " Svart sjokolade er best fordi det smaker best!" Amin vinner fordi han har det beste agrumentet. Han vil sannsynligvis si: " Jeg blæsta deg!"

by Leifi December 14, 2008