razor blades

The intense burning feeling you get during urination after you've blown so many loads that you canna' blow no more son

Primo: "Were you ok when you got home last night? You were sooo drunk, lucky my sister was able to give you a lift"
Secundo: "I don't remember man but I had the worst razor blades when I woke up this morning"

by dividius June 1, 2011

Milk Bladders

Phrase used when referring to a female's (human) breasts, often construed as sexist or inappropriate. The breasts themselves needn’t be of any specific size or type, are only required to be tangible and/or able to be slapped lightly in a playful manner. Meant to be appraised yet ridiculed at the same time. See boobs

"Get a load ah them milk bladders. Oh shit."

"Bobbie's baby will never go hungry... just take a look at those God damn milk bladders."

by Imirici December 10, 2005

bladen

A large warlus like creature with small satchels that look like chins, but are infact bags of steroids. Competes nationally as a bodybuilder and is sponsored by taco bell

noob: hey guys Im trying to gain weight

Bladen: SHUT UP AND EAT TACO BELL YOU SWOLE 150 POUNDER NOOB

noob: um ok...

Bladen: brb, competin' nationally

by big epic and huge fuzzy April 12, 2008

bladam

a guy who is black and his name is adam if you cant diss you cant get nanum

bladam loves the cock

by bert February 23, 2003

bust a bladder

to accidentally pee while jacking off

oscar the 8 ur old would bust a bladder and thoguht he was getting off.

by michael paradise July 20, 2006

bladdermouth

Someone who talks absolute pish.

See that idiot over there? He is a total bladdermouth!

by PCPuss March 22, 2011

Baed

Being so in love with your bed that it literally becomes bae.

I was fucking mad all day but rn my baed is one hundred so I'm ok.

by Juliahaha May 22, 2016