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Bill Mitchell 

ADJ: When someone is incredibly devoid of talent and skill yet still attempts to be proficent at an activity.

Often pronounced Biiiiiilllll Mittchelllllll for effect. However a simple Bill Mitchell said in a normal casual tone will often suffice.
Did you see that ugly chunky girl trying to work the stripper pole that was straight Bill Mitchell??
Bill Mitchell by divacflop December 21, 2016
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Bill O'reilly

A creature that seems to think that the entire universe is a black and white, and that facts are the devil. Often seen propping up strawman arguments and throwing off his guests with elaborate shows of stupidity.
"The tides go in, and the tides go out, never a miscommunication." - Bill O'reilly

"How did you get this job again?"-Guest
Bill O'reilly by waterboy72 April 17, 2011

bill cosby 

Be sure to be able to produce solid stools. Shit in someone's mouth, they are to grab it and lick it. Meanwhile you sit on their chest and talk like Bill Cosby about pudding pops.
If you get bored on your summer vacation, you can always take turns performing the bill cosby on each other.
bill cosby by ARJW July 1, 2008

Bill Kaulitz 

Hottest guy on the planet. Lead singer of Tokio Hotel. German band, founded by Bill & his twin brother, Tom, who is ten minuted older than Bill. (Tom plays guitar). In 'Black Question Mark' with just his brother, then met Gusatv Schaffer (drummer) & Georg Listing (bass) & became 'Devilish'. Now 'Tokio Hotel'. Bill is well-known for his androgenous style. Now he has a faux-hawk. And is still incredably sexy!
TH fan girl: OMFG, Bill Kaulitz is so hot!
TH fan girl: ich liebe dich fur immer, Bill!
Bill Kaulitz by Geisterfahrer December 16, 2009

Bill Clinton hit

When that lamer you know who tries to look cool and smoke weed but really doesnt. As in he/she pulls the smoke into their mouth instead of their lungs. The Bill Clinton hit is hated because it wastes weed and is usually only done by lameasses who want to look cool.
Yo that punkass over there took a Bill Clinton hit when the bowl got to him, why can't he just pass it if he doesn't want any?

Bill Crothers 

Bill Crothers also known as Bill crackers is the most waste school in Ontario. It is build up of 99% white people with blue eyes and blonde hair. The jocks at the school aren’t special. If it’s anything it’s the worst school in York region when it comes to sports. You’ll fail grade 10 math and the only way to be cool is to join the clumps on the 3rd floor.
Brad: yo have you heard of bill crothers?
Sam: yeah you mean that waste sport school that has a 1000 crackers

Bill Buckner 

An inexplicably poor result for a simple task. Usually only the last name (Buckner) is used.
"On that test, I pulled a Buckner."
Bill Buckner by Scalpel January 6, 2005