Brentwood benders

All people from Brentwood are bent arseholes. They enjoy daily fisting sessions in the library and never back their beef.
Pussyholes.

I saw this one guy enjoying his hotdog too much
must have been one of the Brentwood benders.

by master batr 6000 May 2, 2019

Ray benderson

A guy who goes on insane benders alot and gets extremely lit.

Guy: I saw ray benderson last night he was sooo wrecked he shit himself lol

Other guy: Damn, thats good ol ray benderson

by Jaycee1995 October 28, 2019

simp bender

one who attracts too many simps to the point where its scary

"where'd you get all that stuff?"
"im a simp bender"

by saouki July 6, 2020

Big Booty Dick Bender

When you are having sexual relations with a big ol' Girl and she is on top and your penis slides out and her big ol' Booty slams down on your hard dick bending it in ways a mans penis should not bend.

Me - Hey dude I was getting rode by big ol' Darlene last night and she bent my unit in half.

Dude - She is a classic Big Booty Dick Bender

by TheCreampieKid October 22, 2016

Nigerian meat beater

Occurs when a male mastribates too hard until his penis looks like beef jerky.

I just pulled a Nigerian meat beater, I’m worried I can’t have sex anymore

by BigDaddyThiccRape May 18, 2019

Milometer Wife Beater

A man with a very small penis who is very good at pleasing women.

Bill is a milometer wife beater for sure! Said Karen to Jane.

by Torlo September 30, 2019

It’s just banter innit

This basically means ‘I’m just joking, don’t take it seriously’ or ‘it’s just for laughs, I wasn’t serious’.
When you joke about something and someone gets offended, use this phrase 😌💅🏽

You: ayo fam you looking clapped in that outfit

Your mate: allow it fam, I spent a lot of p’s on this

You: bruv it’s just banter innit

by Eglah September 13, 2020