Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.

Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

by Bobby1234321 January 20, 2009

beff

Best Ever Friend Forever

Thanks for the good times beff!

by sparhawk October 7, 2006

befell

A single, though sexually active "straight" man from San Francisco. He obliges in insulting pundits like Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter, while incessantly wanking to Bowling for Columbine and Fahrenheit 9/11. Upon discovery of his Michael Moore fetish, the BeFell has since retreated into the forests of Nevada.

BeFell hates America, especially the crazy Mormons.

by concernedcitizen March 28, 2005

milk before cereal

The most vile and cruel thing a person can do.

Guy 1: Milk before cereal or cereal before milk?
Guy 2: Cereal before milk.
Guy 1: *grabs Holy Bible* SPIRITS BEGONE!!

by Ah'mere "Savage King" Sharpe23 May 15, 2019

chicks before dicks

for girls to always choose your girlfriends before your boyfriend

friend1: "won't your boyfriend get upset"

friend2: "he knows my friends are before him"

by devilish bonbon May 4, 2005

befucked

adj.

(of a person) Both angry and confused.

"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."

by Bluefire310 December 24, 2008

befumbled

To have an oddly shaped or structured cranium. Most likely a male with an awkward shaped head with a skirted eggshell haircut.

Check out that janitor's befumbled head as he walks up the court with the floor sweeper. So weird!

by dowhogga November 17, 2011