score on yourself

To disadvantage yourself.
Taken from when you accidentally score against your own team in sports, but can be used in a general sense.

A: I just lost my wallet
B: way to score on yourself
etc.

by assfacemcgee December 28, 2005

Treat yourself

To get laid, have sex, achieve a one night stand.

Richard: Did you treat yourself last night Chris?

Chris: I most certainly did.

by AnnaHarry May 9, 2009

Fuck yourself

The art of someone telling you to kill your self

1 : you should go fuck yourself

2:*dead*

by Dictionary person January 17, 2021

wreck yourself

to masterubate, to please oneself sexually.

Steve was having a tough day, so I told him, "go home and wreck yourself". He felt much better after heeding my advice.

by 4Gelfling September 8, 2007

break yourself

Gime me all your money.

Break yourself.............

by Mikal July 17, 2003

treat yourself

synonymous with treated

when someone makes a mistake -
"treat yourself!"
when someone is caught slipping -
"treated!" "treat yourself"
"hey! nice shoes! psyche... TREATED!"
"treat yourself"

by dimsum delight October 9, 2008

Love yourself

Masturbation

When you anyone don't want to make sex with you..

You dont't have any girl to fuck.. That means you need to love yourself

by Pepeng maangas July 31, 2016