score on yourself

To disadvantage yourself.
Taken from when you accidentally score against your own team in sports, but can be used in a general sense.

A: I just lost my wallet
B: way to score on yourself
etc.

by assfacemcgee November 03, 2005

Goulding Yourself

Originated by founder Andrew Gould. Mr. Gould was a supreme shit-talker until he got ran over by a bus. He now jacks off to ugh-gi-oh! cards in his spare. To Gould yourself, imitate like your breaking your own leg. and then hobble around like the hunchback of Notre Dame also Mr.Gould traits then while acting like you Mr.Gould start to do the Soulja Boy "Crank That" dance. Thus, you have Goulded yourself.

"Nigga..you talkin shit? Go Gould yourself"

"Nigga will you stop? Are you too busy Goulding Yourself?

by Michael G. Logan December 29, 2007

Treat yourself

To get laid, have sex, achieve a one night stand.

Richard: Did you treat yourself last night Chris?

Chris: I most certainly did.

by AnnaHarry May 09, 2009

Fuck yourself

The art of someone telling you to kill your self

1 : you should go fuck yourself

2:*dead*

by Dictionary person January 18, 2021

wreck yourself

to masterubate, to please oneself sexually.

Steve was having a tough day, so I told him, "go home and wreck yourself". He felt much better after heeding my advice.

by 4Gelfling August 31, 2007

break yourself

Gime me all your money.

Break yourself.............

by Mikal July 18, 2003

treat yourself

synonymous with treated

when someone makes a mistake -
"treat yourself!"
when someone is caught slipping -
"treated!" "treat yourself"
"hey! nice shoes! psyche... TREATED!"
"treat yourself"

by dimsum delight August 16, 2008