batman

The Dark Knight. Originally a DC comic book, then sprouted into a TV series, then a cartoon, and then different motion pictures. Batman is known world wide. Bruce Waynes parents were killed when he was just a child, so now he seeks vengenace on all criminals in Gotham City. His arch-nemisis is The Joker. Batman has many villians, but with his martial arts fighting style, great strength, and a belt full of awesome gadgets, they are all a piece of cake.

Robin is Batmans side-kick. There have been many Robins, starting with Jason Todd. Jason Todd soon left Batman and joined the Teen Titans. The Robin after him was Dick Grayson. After Dick Grayson got older, he left Batman and joined the Teen Titans. Batmans newest side-kick Robin is Tim Drake, who hasn't left him yet.

Robin: Holy oil slick Batman! They got away!

Batman: I am vengenace. I am the knight. I am Batman.

by not so super hero October 18, 2006

Fly The Batman

To have a good time to the point of forgeting everything else. A referce to the joy of flying a batman kite when a kid. (this reference may not be universal)

I think the defintion is good enough

by Roarke December 1, 2003

Batman that Woman

This occurs when two retards attempt to Superman that Ho.

Fred didn't know exactly what sex was, or "how that works", but nevertheless he attempted to Batman that Woman by throwing a towel over her.

by Jarvis T. Wiggles October 30, 2008

Batmask

The batmask is performed by stretching the skin from your scrotum over an unsuspecting victims eyes, preferrably when theyre asleep, If performed correctly ,It will resemble the old school batman mask from the 1970s, For extra credit shave your ballhair.

I wanted some ass, but my bitch passed out, so I batmasked Her instead!

by ChuckNorris666 April 3, 2010

batmanporn

A really sexy person

Hey have you heard of batmanporn?

Yeah! hes so hot 😍

by AlexanderPlatz😂💪🏾 May 20, 2021

The Batman style

In order to be sexually aroused, the act of killing your significant others parents (doesn’t matter what gender you are, it works as long as they have parents)

“Hey I tried to spice up our relationship so I the Batman style her”

by Defining Guru November 12, 2019

feelin' like batman

when you are so hungover or high that no one can understand what you are saying

person 1:ima b at ma houz ind sliep fur bout tin hurs....
person 2:man you're trippin balls. you must really be feelin' like batman. i can't understand shit you're saying.
person 1: hehehe wubevr dueede

by iamyouyouareme September 24, 2010