bartesian

Upscale bartender

“Bartesians dos tequilas porfavor”

by P Zizzle my nize October 18, 2021

Barter

The drunkest human to ever walk or crawl on this planet

-Who’s that idiot
- Oh that’s just barter

by Dancingzebra656555 November 23, 2021

Spin-Barrel-Cunni

A twisted or severely beaten vagina.

Jon, looked at tanya with a better expression and shouted "You, slut I don't wan't your Spin-Barrel-Cunni!"

by Doctor\Philosepher T August 31, 2010

double-barrel sunrise

When commits suicide with a shotgun, it is the remnants left on the wall (and ceiling) behind them.

He left his wife and kids.... and a double-barrel sunrise.

by Lord Sayten March 6, 2011

funk barrel

a messy or foul smelling room or space usually but not restricted to being inhabited by males

I took one step into the boys locker room and was like "What died in here?...Get me outta this funk barrel."

"Seriously?...Your room is like a funk barrel."

by ColeyT September 13, 2011

360 Bartender

A bartender who's head is on a swivel and keeps your drink(s) refreshed without hesitation. Generally hard to find, especially at singles bars where the bar keep is more interested in scoring than earning a gratuity.

That dude was a 360 bartender. I never had to ask him for anything, and neither did anyone else. He was Johnny on the Spot, and even slid me a free beer after my fourth round with subsequent tips. Bravo!

by Lord Bismarck November 18, 2011

double-barreled assault and battery

(Not to be confused with domestic violence,m since more often than not, domestic violence is single-handedly one-sided): when both partners in a relationship commit physical, mental, emotional and psychological violence and abuse against each other, usually following acrimonious arguments.

IMHO Slava Voynov's recent case is double-barreled assault and battery, not domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.

by Sexydimma January 12, 2015