Bacon Backstroke

When a gentleman wraps his dick in bacon and jerks off onto his lady companions back using the grease as lubrication. He then will let the lady eat the bacon, a treat in thanks for her troubles.

I was horny and she was hungry so we agreed on doing the bacon backstroke.

by Tidecow15 June 16, 2010

burnt bacon

a cop who is having a bad day and feels the need to make others miserable

I really didn't do anything illegal, it was just a case of burnt bacon.
-Court testimony

by Drezdyn February 22, 2004

bacon flaps

The labia of the female genitalia

She had a saggy set of bacon flaps

by Ezman May 19, 2003

Bacon Thrusting

Bacon Thrusting - Cooking Bacon During Sex

Wrap The Bacon Around Your Throbbing Member Like A Overgrown Chipolata Then Fuck The Shit Out Of Your Partner To Create Heat, This Will Cook The Bacon And Give It That Just Fucked Taste..

Bacon Thrusting, A Perfect Way To Start The Day

by Fudge Packer 3000 January 08, 2015

Musical Bacon

Musical bacon -
One who is very random, and unexpected of playing great music.

Example: That guy's a Musical bacon, i didnt knew he could sing like that!

by Mr. Anonapus November 20, 2009

Bacon powder

Not to be confused with baking powder, it is kind of food that you have to eat on long backpacking trips.

Hunter:"What is this?"
Nick:"It's Bacon powder. Eat it or die."

by TOMDARAK May 04, 2020

Bacon Tax

Keeping a portion of bacon that you've cooked for someone else

Joe asked me to cook some bacon for his club sandwich, so I kept a piece for myself as a Bacon Tax.

by PsycleMD November 21, 2012