Bachelor wash

Washing one's penis in a sink, with or without soap, and at home or in a drinking establishment.

"I think this girl is about to take me round back for a suck job, best have a quick bachelor wash first. Don't want her tasting any smegma"

by AJCrowley July 23, 2019

bachadi

A short form of the phrase "bout try to eat" first popularized by world renowned comedian Angryoldhead

BACHADIEADISMAFAKARYEHEREEYEDOGIVAFACK

by itsstartingtogetalilhotdo August 15, 2019

bachelor bidet

When someone uses a shower as a bidet when there is no toilet paper available or someone is too lazy to buy toilet paper.

I ran out of toilet paper, so I jumped in the bachelor bidet to clean myself.

by Micro Mage March 13, 2020

Bashedameet

Feeling exhausted, Fuck you cunt, im sad

“im feeling bashedameet today”

by staemarie December 14, 2020

bachelor bracket

A group of friends watch ABC’s “The Bachelor” and guess who’s gonna win. It’s like an NCAA basketball bracket where contestants are eliminated each week.

Hey girls, let’s do a bachelor bracket! Personally, I think Rachel’s gonna win because she’s the prettiest.

by Rusty687 January 3, 2021

bashed_.skull

hottest baddie alive.

"hey do u follow @bashed_.skull?"
"no"
*beats u repeatedly*

by heybestieykwhoiam February 23, 2021

Bachelor Dad

Everything a father would do and be like minus the wife and kids.

Julia: “Wow look at how great Tim is with our kids and dog, I can’t believe he doesn’t have his own family.
Tim: “Yeah, he’s a great bachelor dad.”

by TimArmstrong March 13, 2021