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Get the Bepieve mug.A mentally ill patient with an unknown syndrome destroying their mental health. These people are highly pitiful and they have the bieber fever disease. A lethal disease that is extremely contagious and capable of wiping out the human race. Most people don't give a shit about Justin Bieber, but they give two flying shits about the beliebers.
The only way to get rid of this disease is to kill Justin Bieber, so beliebers will stop trying to suck his miniscule dick, and become normal humans.
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"Beliebers are a disgrace to humankind. It isn't their fault, but their mental health is destroying the world as we know it. Thousands of people are killing themselves every week because of beliebers and their death threats. We must pity beliebers and try to cure their illness." -Dr. N. Ormal
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Get the believant mug.The believing theorem consists of three basic believes one should follow: 1. If you believe you will achieve, 2. If you believe you will receive, and 3. If you believe you will deceive. This theorem is widely accepted by many scientists who have spent their whole lives researching this wondrous topic and has yet to be denied by general belief. One must truly believe in the theorem for one to experience and succumb to its full effect.
Example 1.
Selena: Why do you think so many people don't win the lottery each year, Mel?
Mel: It's particularly simple, Sel. All there is to it is the Believing theorem.
Selena: Woah! What is that?
Mel: Not enough people do believe, so they don't receive.
Selena: It all makes sense now.
Example two:
Kid: I don't think I can win the food competition, mom.
Mom: Why not honey?
Kid: I can't can't eat two thousand cookies mom. I'm only nine.
Mom: Baby, like your grandfather, used to say " If you believe you will achieve. "
Kid: Woah... It all makes sense now. You are right mom!
Selena: Why do you think so many people don't win the lottery each year, Mel?
Mel: It's particularly simple, Sel. All there is to it is the Believing theorem.
Selena: Woah! What is that?
Mel: Not enough people do believe, so they don't receive.
Selena: It all makes sense now.
Example two:
Kid: I don't think I can win the food competition, mom.
Mom: Why not honey?
Kid: I can't can't eat two thousand cookies mom. I'm only nine.
Mom: Baby, like your grandfather, used to say " If you believe you will achieve. "
Kid: Woah... It all makes sense now. You are right mom!
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