Atheism

The belief that in the beginning there was nothing, and nothing was something, and nothing created something.

Guy 1: Hey, space, time and matter had a beginning, even Stephen Hawking admitted this, so whatever created space, time and matter must be spaceless, timeless and immaterial. Also intelligent and personal, because only persons can make choices, intelligent choices for that matter. If one imperceptible variable had been different at the beginning, the Universe would have never developed or it would have collapsed, yet here it is, perfectly designed to host life.
Guy 2: No, we just live in one Universe out of many, that's why it seems perfectly designed, they were all created by the multiverse generator, which was created by the generator of multiverse generators.
Guy 1: And all the way back to infinity, right? Science can't step out of its boundaries to discover the beginning of the Universe because it is limited by the laws of nature. By the way, are you aware of the extreme extra-biblical historical evidence that confirms the legitimacy of the New Testament and the resurrection of Jesus? You should read some William Lane Craig and John Lennox to get a better insight.

Guy 2: HAHA ATHEISM SMART JESUS NOT REAL SKY DADDY FAIRY TALE IF GOD EXISTS WHY BAD THINGS I JUST WANT TO JERK OFF AND BE HAPPY ABOUT IT

Guy 1: Ok, good luck then, we all have a God-given free will to make our own choices, Jesus still loves you enough not to force you into His presence.

by Juan 3:16 December 8, 2021

Separatistic Atheist

An atheist that believes in something other than the norm of the atheist society.

Normal athiest "I believe in evolution and I do not believe in a god."

Separatistic Atheist "I believe aliens made a genetic hybrid with monkeys and kept changing the genotype and phenotype of the monkey until modern man was made."

by Markus Altright March 5, 2013

Sexual Atheism

The belief that you will never get laid.

John: Man, I have no girlfriend or any ability to talk to women. I'm 27 and I'm still a virgin.
Dave: That sucks. Have you tried everything?
John: Yeah, I just can't get laid no matter what. I think I'll convert to Sexual Atheism.

by Garrett Starr February 11, 2015

Quora atheists

Just like a Reddit atheist, Quora atheists are so toxic that they make your average, normal atheist ashamed.

Quora atheists, will bring you to religion faster than a missionary, guaranteed or your money back.

by BuffaloBillsFan2005 February 2, 2023

Athena Asamiya

A beautiful broad from the King of Fighters Fighting Game Series. Athena started out in her own games, Athena and Psycho Soldier, and later became part of King of Fighters. She is said to be an incarnation of the greek goddess under the same name. She is a Japanese pop star. She also has psychic powers. She likes creating homepages, shopping, and leaf-shaped bean cakes. She hates grasshoppers. She fights for justice. She is best friends with Sie Kensou.

Athena Asamiya can kick almost anyone's ass.

by OmegaXMK2 November 10, 2008

fundy atheist

An atheist who says that god doesn't exist but then spends every waking moment on their lives obssessing over and griping about said god.

Pretty much any atheist is a fundy atheist.

by laugh at the atheist fundies April 18, 2005

atheism

Either 1) a lack of belief in god/supernatural being due to lack of evidence (weak evidence=agnosticism), or 2) denial of the existance of god/supernatural being. Despite some definitions listed here, atheism does not in its-self attack a single other religion-it is simply a lack of belief in a god. Some might be Satanist-which is by definition not atheism as it requires unfounded faith in a supernatural being ('Satan'); science, in most accepted definitions by scientists, involves testing and falsifying or corroborating of an idea, not stating "fact", and a claim to a supernatural being/god/God is not testable by purely scientific methods.

I agree with atheism because there is no credible evidence for God-only faith in texts that are open to interpretation.

by ATXDude July 28, 2008