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angle of the dangle 

And ...
... the spunk in your junk, the lust for her bust, the urge for a purge, the yank on the crank, the spasm of the 'gasm, the toughness of your buffness, the pumping of the humping, the flirt of her skirt, the appeal of her heel, the lick on your dick, the sheen of her bean, your lips on her tips, the push of her tush ...
The angle of the dangle is proportional to the beauty of her booty.
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Angle Gamer 

Girls on facebook that have the perfect Angle Game down. Their default pictures make them look like a ten. Maybe that perfect photoshopped picture making them look like a playmate.

Then you meet them in person, and it hits you. They left A LOT out of those pictures. They must have taken 1,000,000 to g
et the shot hiding their overall weight. THEY ARE A DAMN COW.

Usually you can avoid the Angle Gamers by a few Key Giveaways:
1) 1,000 photos, but no shots from below the chest? THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT.

2) Look at the width of the arm. Is it fatter than yours? Is it thicker than your leg?
SKINNY GIRLS DONT HAVE FAT ARMS.

3) Over eager to hang out with anyone of the opposite sex, constantly putting up thirsty attention getting status to attract creepy guys, has little to no female friends?
HOT GIRLS DONT NEED TO TRY TO ATTRACT OTHER MEN.

4) Hidden albums or little to no tagged pictures? No group shots showing the entire body? Only head shots as defaults?
THEY ARE HIDING SOMETHING!
Kaczman: Dude I cant believe you had Kristen come up to your shop.
T-Money: Her defaults were hot as fuck and she kept begging to "hang out."
Kaczman: Did you not notice none of her tagged photos actually contained her body??
T-Money: She was bigger than two of me in person, and her arms were twice as big as mine! Angle Gamer!!!!
Kaczman: INDEED!
Angle Gamer by Kacz October 18, 2012

broken ankles 

When you make a sports or athletic move to avoid, escape, or get around a defender and the move causes the defender to lose balance, miss the offender, stumble, or stare stupidly as the offensive player progresses.
1. person1: Did you see that cross over Allen Iverson put on Jordan?
person2: Yep, he broke his ankles.

2. "Get the angle, that's the ankles and there's no lookin back" - Refresh

3. Emmit Smith does a juke move to avoid two defensive players. The two defensive players collide into each other while trying to tackle the elusive Emmit. They both got their ankles broken.

4. You don't wanna see me on the ball court kid, I'll break your ankles with a wicked cross over followed by a Texas 2 Step.

5. person1: You see that spin move?
person2: Broken ankles.

broken ankles by Douglas Teel November 9, 2007

Angle Shoot 

In poker, using unethical means to take advantage of inexperienced opponents.

Some examples of angle shooting:
- making a string bet in a home game
- rearranging your chips in a way that makes it look like you're going to bet
- getting ready to bet before it's your turn to stop action
- berating opponents to manipulate them
1. Antonio Esfandiari shoots all kinds of angles when trying to get a read on his opponent.

2. Players who always angle shoot aren't invited back to my home game.
Angle Shoot by Windtell June 9, 2011
An amazing person she will always have your back if you have her’s. Analeah is a sensitive person but won’t show it. Overall she is a great person.
Michel: wow who is that?
Jim: That’s an Analeah
Analeah by Hiimomotsme July 7, 2019

angle fer dangle 

When a male is positioned in such a way that his genitals are visible through either one or both of his pant legs. This phenomenon usually occurs in the event that the aforementioned male has donned shorts, however there have been other cases.
-In this example, john is positioned across from steve who is in repose on his bed.

John: Bro, I've totally got an angle fer dangle right now

Steve: Well then fuckin smang that jawn

knock them ankles loose 

City term used to express the action of sexual intercourse between two people. Referring to how loose ankles get when getting hit from the back.
Cheddar Billy: Hey shorty you tryna let me knock them ankles loose and blow your back out? I'm in apt 112.
Shaquaylayaway: nah Billy you a bum and my homegirl told me u got limp shrimp dick. So, no thank you.
Cheddar Billy: dang nabit maybe next time.