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ryan allen

The twat in your class who is obsessed with Nick Jonas
Why is this kid being such a Ryan Allen??
by ryanallen November 30, 2016
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allen ball

Gay ass motherfucker. He is the type of guy that would suck dick for cheerios
by Yaboiithad January 19, 2017
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ryne allen

The sexiest bea around love bf4 and getting pissed off at friend whilst horsinh around with them. And wont gameshare with k8.
by K9cammando December 1, 2015
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Luke allen

The most sexiest man ever that you will meet. He is one of the funniest guys with a dirty mind. You will love him but only as a friend. He can never get a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries.
by TheBlueBear November 12, 2019
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makenzie lea allen

A beautiful girl everyone loves to talk to. Only problem is Makenzie is extremely shy around people she doesn't know. She has an amazing voice when talking or singing its soo soothing and pleasant. She has beautiful ginger hair and amazing blue eyes that change colour in different situations (for example they turn green when she's upside down and turn grey when she's cold) she is also able to change the size of her pupils at will. She has the best figure is hella skinny and has a perfect nose. All I have to say is it's amazing to have Makenzie Lea Allen in your life but difficult to keep her as she has a short temper but a huge heart and loves with all of it. So if u ever meet her ensure to approach carefully respect her space but never be afraid to talk to her she is an amazing support but be careful she has very bony shoulders that aren't the best for crying on but never fear she'll find a way to comfort you
Boy: guys I just met Makenzie Lea Allen
Friend 1: no way how was she??
Boy: a bit shy at first but were going out on Saturday and she is so fucking beautiful I cant wait
Friend 2: I hope you guys end up together she's the perfect match for anyone
by Its._.me._.bitch April 4, 2019
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Lewis Allen

The kinda bloke who tells you he's going to come out on the sesh with the lads, but he only drinks two bottles of J2O and hes ready for bed. However, if he does get drunk he has a battle within himself not to rape anybody, sometimes asking for help. All this bloke wants to do is get his daily's on some video game that he spends 23 hours a day on. Wht he does with the other hour nobody knows.
Guy: *drinking J2O in a pub*

Other guy: "fucksake m8 this isnt a tea party, stop being such a Lewis Allen and get on the sesh"
by BuffBoyBuff April 16, 2019
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Allen

Also known as Houdini or the flash. Has a weird rubber duck fetish & will drug you the second you turn around because he's a big time junkie.

Also possibly got possessed by a spirit with a toe fetish
-Where'd Allen go?

Allen *hidding in the dark behind a curtain for absolutely no fucking reason*
by SexyDuckyLover April 24, 2019
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