Allen Key

A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.

You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.
Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"

Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"

Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"
by GammonMuncher69 July 11, 2024
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Evan Allen

A lazy, pretentious and stinky boy, probably from some remote pointless area, who has a 3 inch penis and no game
See that kid with the nosebleed in the middle of the bar? He looks like a total evan allen...
by Cyoopid February 23, 2019
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Allen Middle School

An extremely shitty middle school located in central PA. In 2012, after the class of 2017 graduated as 8th graders, the school went downhill with increasingly poor PSSA scores, loss of decent teachers, and removal of classes such as Family Consumer Science. A part of the West Shore School District, it doesn’t take a genius to realize that Allen Middle School is terrible.
Yeah, I went to Allen Middle School. Tech Ed traumatized me, nobody in my grade knew what the Holocaust was, and the PSSA pass rate was 16%.
by RazzleChazzle February 14, 2023
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Bumper Allen

A guy who is so hot he makes me weak in my knees
Amy: Did you see the head Treblemaker

Hailey: Yeah. His name is Bumper Allen
by Treblemaker_Girl2003 February 06, 2023
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Dr. Allen

A therapist like Dr. Melfi from The Sopranos, who seems to get the job done. Very futanari in appearance.
For OCD, your therapist should be a Dr. Allen.
by EvanChrisStephanides January 22, 2023
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Allen Bradley

"Mean Old Uncle Allen"

A common industrial PLC brand owned by Rockwell Automation. Infamous for forcing you to pay licenses for free software, and needs a whole filing cabinet of evidence to prove you own a license. This brand is also somehow one of the most leading brands in industrial control solutions.
Mechanical engineer: Hey man did you install the software for that PLC yet?
Electrical engineer: No because Allen Bradley won't verify my license.
Mechanical engineer: Ahh, mean old uncle Allen does it again.
by angryWSUstudent February 03, 2021
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allen russell

The Greatest Pro Wrestler Of All Time, The Man The Myth & The Legend.
That dude is a total Allen Russell. Also the greatest at everything. BITCH.....
by giv a fuc November 29, 2017
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