Sunglasses Affect

The sunglasses affect is a condition involving people who wear sunglasses, and the consequences of such can apply to both sexes. There is a general rule that people who wear sunglasses look more attractive. This applies especially to females. Males viewing a female or vice versa may think that the person wearing sunglasses is attractive, when in reality they may not be. This can be particularly devastating and emotionally crippling when the person you are staring at turns out to be not attractive. However, if the person is actually as attractive as the sunglasses hint at, the results are most satisfying. Hence, the sunglasses affect can be both positive and negative, but it is generally linked to the negative side.

sunglasses affect

by gbullets June 20, 2010

affogato

Meaning cool; hip; a riot.

Derives from the coffee "affogato" which is the new crack, which is the old black and the new latte.

It was so affogato when I boffed all over some durriers at Flinders St.

by Pehelegem January 9, 2004

affleck's palace

a shop in Manchester selling 'alternative' items on different stalls, this includes but isn't limited to posters, music, clothing and condoms(!)

Person 1: Hey do ya wanna go to Affleck's palace this weekend? There's a skirt I've been eyeing up.
Person 2: Sure! Sounds cool!

by queenorivers January 18, 2006

Affirmation

The acknowledgement of a colleague's job well done. It was first invented by Enda McKenna in 1947 in his magnum opus on "Motivation of Female Staff in the Male Dominated Workplace". Its purpose was to recognise the added value brought to the business world by women after the Second World War; such as round-the-clock provision of biscuits, coffee and sexual favours. More recently, affirmations have become a desired method of motivation by both sexes. Traditionally, affirmation is delivered by a firm, open-handed pat to the posterior. However, there are many variations; such as the "Snap-To" where a short, sharp delivery results in surprise, awe and a warm after glow. Softer versions are the "Double" and "Triple" pats where two or three affirmations are delivered in quick succession to confirm the high level of performance currently being delivered. The third and rarely used version is the "Spank and Linger". This is when the affirmation is singular but contact is maintained, conveying the message of a job well done, worthy of additional "rewards".

Winston: Did you see that annual report that Miss Wells drew up?
Charles: Yes... jolly good for a woman. Perhaps an affirmation is deserved?
Winston: Excellent idea, a Spank and Linger I think.
Charles: Here she comes now.
*spank*... linger
Miss Wells: Oooh!
Winston: Good report. See me after work!

by Miss Tessmacher November 2, 2010

Spontaneous Affection!

The art of surprising your loved one by randomly telling them that you love them.. need them... miss them. Often said in the middle of conversations that are totally unrelated.

Lover 1 - So I went to the beach today...
Lover 2 - Oh god I Love you!
Lover 1 - Aw wow!! What was that for?
Lover 2 - Just.... Spontaneous Affection! ... I really missed you today..

by Sweet Nat February 25, 2006

Casey Affleck

A talented actor who appeared in To Die For, 200 Cigarettes, Oceans Eleven - Twelve & Thirteen and The Last Kiss.

"Who is that guy with the New Kids On The Block hair holding up a tilty Joaquin Phoenix?"

"Oh, that's Casey Affleck!"

by waakeen December 9, 2008

Private Display Of Affection

1.Non-sexual yet highly affectionate behavior exchanged by couples when alone often involves unusual positions improvised to create as much contact as is possible while still remaining practical for the activity taking place.

2.The only environment in which to see WASPs engage in male to female contact other than holding hands.

3.The often overly affectionate way that girls like to cuddle with/on their boyfriends when together, alone, and feeling cutesy.

Also known as PriD.A (Pree-dee-ay)

Jay: "I think Cindy has been cheating on me man."
Fred: "Why is that?"
Jay: "Well her phone is busy at late hours of the night and she wont give me any Pri.D.A"

Sammy:"It's that time of the month and Shayna is PMSing so I have to spend 6 hours with her PriD.A'ing on my lap to keep her quiet."
Mike:"That sucks dude."

Frank and I had some great PriD.A. last night while watching a movie in the basement.

Mrs. Mason never gives her husband so much as a peck on the cheeck in public, but I walked in on them in the middle of a Private Display of Affection last week in the clubhouse kitchen.

by AnagramForOrgies March 17, 2009