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ABSOLUTE

Said in Agreement, Approval, Appreciation, or Acknowledgement during social or non-social situations
Triple M makes a mockery of the Batman all the damn time.......that's ABSOLUTE!!!!!!!
by TRIPLE.M August 29, 2025
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An absolute fucking retard

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by boobsburp March 24, 2025
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Absolute Gimp

Used by someone who listens to underground music against someone who has a poor taste in music, and is overly annoying on social media.
e.g. Dave - 'Did you see what he posted on facebook about loving Martin Garrix and not underground music'
Ross - 'Yeah what an absolute gimp mate'
by discobiscuit21 June 22, 2017
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absolutes

The comparison of two items with properties. The first being that one average item trumps the other average item but if both items are "good" then the reverese is true and item 2 becomes better.
grass absolutes turf.

meaning your average turf is better than your average grass pitch but a good grass pitch is better than a good turf.
or
brunettes absolutes blondes.
meaning your average blonde is better looking than an average brunette but a 10/10 brunette is more attractive than the 10/10 blonde
by Oh My Goodness :O December 31, 2024
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Absolute boy™️

A guy that is so hot you can't deal. Like, so handsome he is the pinnacle of beauty.
Girl 1:"Have you seen how hot Toshiro Mifune was in Snow Trail?"
Girl 2:"OMG yaas, he's an Absolute boy™️"
by Ginnag98 February 4, 2018
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absolutely focken dashing

Ok so basically to be the definition of absolutely focken dashing is to just be me ofc :D
by Isa 🐀🐁💨💨 February 2, 2021
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As Absolute Balls

by DoubleDDucky October 3, 2016
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