Alex Johnson

The size of a planet

That is a right Alex Johnson of a thing

by bradcastratesnonce September 25, 2020

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johnson’s baby

Someone in a work environment who bursts into tears at any moment of the slightest confrontation.
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo”

What is up with Johnson’s baby now?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

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Diontae Johnson

A highly underrated up and coming wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers of the NFL. He was a 3rd round pick out of the University of Toledo in the 2019 NFL draft.

Diontae Johnson just mossed that cb!

by drinknucleicacid December 7, 2020

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Daisy Johnson

also known as quake
Badass agent of sheild who is also hot af

Person 1: who is that?
Phil Coulson: that's Daisy Johnson my daughter

by Daisy_jonhson November 16, 2021

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johnson gains

Any gains or size added to your Johnson. Whether it’s just pumping on a casual Saturday night or ripping cialis or viagra everyday.

Peter: Yo mike I just copped this bottle of viagra, let’s see how this goes with the wife.
Mike: damn Pete, you boutta make some serious Johnson gains.

by Nato12345 August 31, 2021

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stud johnson

A term giving to someone whom is dominating whatever they are doing whether it be sports, sex or video games. This is among the highest titles a person can receive for being simply awesome.

Did you see that guy put up 30 in the game last night?

Yeah, that guy was totally a stud johnson!

by therealmccoy69 March 6, 2012

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