Wet Doggy

When someone bare-ass farts in close proximity to another person's face. The spraying fecal matter from one's flapping ass cheeks should simulate the spraying water from a dog shaking itself dry.

"I forgot to fill the fridge with beer for my husband to come home from work to, so he totally gave me a wet doggy when I fell asleep. I am still finding feces in my hair."

by Barry Beauty June 3, 2014

Wet Bagging

The act of breast feeding yourself

I walked in on Emily FURIOUSLY wet bagging herself.

by Charles_w September 5, 2015

Wet bee

When you're miserable and/or pissed
Also could be used as an insult

Don't be a wet bee and lighten the mood

STFU you wet bee

by An Idiot Controls this account August 12, 2017

Wet BLT

When you get black out drunk and wake up eating a girl out.

Dude, I got totally wasted last night and woke up to a Wet BLT .

by Pinkninja October 27, 2018

wet biff

A big fat poon which has just been involved in a long period of sexual activity. The hair on the poon is saturated and sticks to other areas of the poon or inside leg

Wow I fucked that bird so hard last night she had a right smelly wet biff by the time I'd finished with her

by Womb raider June 14, 2016

Wet Tommy

The act of putting all of your fingers in your mouth then placing your soggy fingers into somebody elses mouth.

Every time I yawn, papa hits me with a fresh Wet Tommy.

by newspoons October 6, 2011

feeling the wet

Feeling the psychedelic effects of cannabis

Josh: Dudeeeee, Are you feeling the wet?
Tony: “Yeah dude I feel the wet”

by Dan in a can October 23, 2019