Melon head

Another word for “dumb twat” and the person who says this is most likely short and popular.

Be careful using the phrase because it is lethal. Calling somebody a melon head is the equivalent of the chubby grape snapping his fat arse fingers.
Example:

STEVE: ITS 5 YOU NITWIT

THANOS: NO ITS 69.420 MELON HEAD
by I’m sand December 04, 2020
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Melon head

A person who has recently said or done something stupid.
*Tom Holland spoils a movie script*
“Tom bro, you’re a fricken melon head
by Bilingualofficechair February 17, 2023
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Melon Gang

Melon Gang, it is the best Gang in all of the VR Community. if you try to beat Melon gang our Daddy Eric will hit you >:(
Idiot 1: what is melon gang?
Smart 2: WTF HOW DONT YOU KNOW YOU IDIOT
Idiot 1: *crying*
by Njord September 23, 2020
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Melon Gang

Melon Gang is the best Gang on all of the VR Community, all others will fail (like spaghet gang) if you try to hurt us Daddy Eric will hurt you >:(
Idiot 1: what is the melon gang?
Smart 2: Melon Gang is the best Gang on all of the VR Community, all others will fail (like spaghet gang) if you try to hurt us Daddy Eric will hurt you >:(
Smart 1: thank you I am now Smart 1 and no longer a stupid idiot face
by Njord September 23, 2020
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puppy melon

asher jokes specifically. a lovable baby whore who enjoys wearing glasses for casual occasions and perhaps licking someone’s face (preferably of the male gender).
adjective. “you are so puppy melon today.” “you are for real acting like a puppy melon. no cap. on god.”
by puppymelonlover August 07, 2022
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among us melon

A type of flavoring typically that reeks of gamer
Wow, nice Gfuel I bet it taste like among us melon
by among us gamer handsome February 26, 2024
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drop a melon

1) To commit a spectacular, laughable failure.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.
"Did you hear about that wannabe techbro billionaire's antics yesterday? He dropped his biggest melon yet this time!"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"
by Melon Dropper January 17, 2025
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