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shit the pool

to embarrass oneself in front of a decently large audience, usually done in a public place. The action is symbolized by the image of defecating in a pool because in such an event, everyone knows who "shit the pool", causing that individual major embarrassment.
Charlie: "I had the worst day ever. my pants fell down in the middle of my presentation."
Bob: "It's ok, man. Sometimes, you just gotta shit the pool"
by MustardMan September 1, 2013
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Putting In the Pool

A phrase derived from a National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation quote as Clark Griswold reveals his Christmas Bonus Check plans.

"Take a look at this. I just hope my Christmas Bonus Check will cover it."
..."Oh my god, you're putting in a pool."
The phrase is used to describe someone succeeding in a big way, or as some might say, "putting in work."
"So you got a 4.0 and you're dating that Spanish girl with the huge ass?"
"I mean..yeah dude. I told you I was going to put in the pool this semester."

"Apparently Joe got that job at that law firm in the city...and he got 46 likes on his status last night."
"Joe's the man. He's putting in the pool this year...Fucking legend status."
by Todd is my hero November 25, 2014
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Jew pool

When a flock of Jews flee from a area. Looks like a wave but made from jews
"At the bar the Jews got scared, grabbed their coins, formed a Jew pool and flew off."
by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017
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tyler pool

zealous person doing the right thing , usually thinks of others or how someone can encourage someones attitude.
stranger#1:That kids a tyler pool , he loves silversun pickups and the veils
stranger#2: Yeah hes sure to spread some enthusiasm around!
by praisejah July 22, 2010
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leah poole

Leah Poole defines a young good looking girl. Often older men are attracted usually between the ages of 13 and 15.
Damn there is a Leah Poole over there I might have to lock her in my shed.
by Anita bee j January 24, 2020
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Pool Mouth

When 2 females have sex in a pool and you show up just minutes after they have left when you jump in the pool with your mouth open and get a mouthful of what they left.
Person 1:Dude something in this pool tastes sick. Person 2: AHAHAHAHA you just got a good pool mouth.
by Dakota Joboyhoboy February 28, 2009
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