wompus cat

pissed off, irrate, or visibly aggitated.

from appalachian phrase "aunry as a wompus cat" the wompus cat being a feline mammal born without an anus.
-if you were born without a butthole you'd be aunry too-

by john hammond August 3, 2007

wompus

Usually applied to females, a derogatory term for people who cling to others in hopes of entering a relationship with them.

A wompus may text, call, email, or facebook stalk her prey excessively. Beware her power.

"Dude, did that girl call you back yet?"
"Yeah. About fifty times. She's a wompus. I can't deal."

by Lane Grey January 14, 2009

Womps

Used like the word "sucks"

"They suspended my license."
"Man that womps!"

by CaptainRhino August 22, 2009

womping willow

the god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.

Look a car! I think I'll eat it!

by Corey April 24, 2005

wompus

is a giant girl who has the body and self perception of a large man bear. Assumes dude roles like: 1) being down with the dudes at all hours of the day 2) burping real gross and out loud while eating tons of gas station food with her dude friends 3) smoking a cigarette while taking a shit 4) Making up or using dude words like Wickedage and Ape Shit...etc. Scale-wise, the average female is as tall as a Wompus waist. The Wompus often feels she is by far cooler than all other girls including those of her own species, but knows she will lose any fight to a girl half her size.

Girl: You are a Wompus!
Wompus: If you got beef let's fuckin' grill it, man.

Voicemail (mind you this is at all hours of the day including the morning): What's Up, Man. You've reached (insert Wompus name) I can't hear my phone because I'm at a show.

synonyms: yeti man bear planet of the apes huge morbidly obese

antonyms: average girl, petite, fine

by Cherokee Thunderbat April 5, 2009

wompidiggy

to dance alone in one's underwear.

"I was listening to some up-beat music last night and i started to wompidiggy."

by L & R September 6, 2008

Wompapotatimus

A very rare large furry cat, unfortunately due to its odd breading habbits turns the cat crosseyed.

Did you see Harry J's wompapotatimus? Where did he get a cat like that, it was looking at me crosseyed!

by Telephone Kid August 30, 2010