Reverse bag with fig

When performing the tea bag, moving farther up the victim's face and dropping your testicles on the bridge of the nose and even across the eyes, thus rubbing your ripe asshole on the mouth on the victim. Typically an exclamation point to a well-executived tea bag when performed in front of an audience.

Get your camera, I'm about to give him the reverse bag with fig. There needs to be some documentation he had my fig on his lips.

by Louisiana Gold December 18, 2008

Whore with a horn

A musician that is willing to do anything to get the gig or make the person that hired the musician happy, to get more gigs. (usually used by horn players but other musicians can as well)

I had to become a whore with a horn just so i could eat after i got my bachelors in music performance.

by iamthewalrus1126 August 19, 2011

melt with joy

A warm feeling when you see or talk to someone who makes you happy.

"I just melt with joy when I hear her southern accent. I'll do anything she says."

by yes juanito yes June 17, 2015

Dragon with a Girl Tattoo

A Halloween costume that flips the script on the famous book

And what are you for Halloween?
Louise: I'm a dragon with a girl tattoo.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

I waste him with my crossbow

A popular phrase with Knights of the Dinner Table fans. It is spoken by the knight Bob (he is generally the most destructive of the table). Whenever he says this there is some poor NPC in peril.

B.A "A hapless beggar crosses the street and..."
Bob "I waste him with my crossbow and search the body."
B.A "..."

by Hapless Beggar April 7, 2010

Wipe my ass with it

When you can perform a task with no difficulties

Dude I'm stuck with maths can you help?
Yeah cool, let me wipe my ass with it.

by Genial1232 April 18, 2015

ride with you

Someone you can depend on
Someone who will hold u down

Someone who will comfort you

Someone who is loyal

You dont have to ask twice

They have your best inteterest at heart
You will never hear bs excuses because theyre unselfish when it comes to you

I will ride with you like you ride for me

by red_like_a_cherry April 11, 2015