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Winning!

Catchphrase made popular by Charlie Sheen. Can be injected after any phrase.
Guy: Look at that crazy dude trying to carry 78 chickens in a grocery sack.
Girl: Winning!
(random outburst of laughter from all bystanders)
by krabo March 31, 2011
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Winning Formula

The act of ejaculating into a cup of baby formula and then performing oral sex on your loved one whilst he/she drinks it.
The wife was a bit annoyed that I'd gone for a few post-work beers with the boys, so I smoothed it over by giving her a winning formula.
by Nestradamus January 31, 2014
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bi-winning

When you're owning so hard at life, people just can't keep up with you. No one can process you with a normal brain and you don't expect them to. You're doing 7 gram rocks because that's how you roll. You've got magic and poetry in your fingertips most of the time (including during naps). You've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA. You've got fire-breathing fists and are ready, able and willing to prove it in the octagon. You're an F-18 and you will destroy anyone in the air and deploy your ordinance on the ground. You're tired of pretending you're not a total, bitchin' rock star from Mars. Defeat is so completely not an option, it doesn't even exist.
Andrea Canning: "Some people are saying you're bi-polar."

Charlie Sheen: "I'm not bi-polar. I'm bi-winning."
by anthematic March 15, 2011
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wanking

consists of rubbing/pulling you're penis, to the point of orgasim, usually done by visulising sexual activity, or suduction
guy 1: aww...that chick was so sweet! i coulden't help wanking

guy 2: gl with that, as for me i don't need porn, i have my gf :D, which is way funner than that =p

guy 1: ty...still nice on a cold night though ^.^, i might light a candle :D
by peter wallace January 10, 2008
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wonking

Is anything but intercourse..fingering.oral.handjobs.
The wonking i got today was awesome
by Chelsy June 17, 2006
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wicking

The act of dipping one's genitals (usually male) into the mouth of another, sleeping person (of either sex). Known to be an adolescent prank.
Whoa, did you see it? Dave totally wicked Bradley!
by Lefty December 14, 2004
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WINNING

As said by Charlie Sheen, WIN-NING
adj.
1. - to kick ass and take names in Hollywood while agitating the shit out of anybody that has to report on your rich ass
2. - having porn stars and nannies at your beckon call
3. - filler word when you do not know what else to say
4. - something you say to make yourself feel better
noun
1. - victory over Vatican assassin warlocks
2. - something won: ratings, other people's pride, attention
3. - supplicant for being bi-polar
I fired ordinance from my fist. Winning!
by Pat E. McNastee March 19, 2011
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