pissing into the wind

Undertaking a task in such a way as to make undesirable consequence to yourself likely, when avoiding those consequences would have been easily achieved by a simple change in direction or approach. (i.e., pissing down wind instead.)

Dang, Jake, you're pissing into the wind telling the boss you're too hungover to work. Just call in sick.

by Coyotlboy January 5, 2009

Rochow Wind Tunnel Rodeo

When a fellow family member sits on your arse while you lay face down and let's one rip straight up your stinkhole then holding on as the victim tries to buck you off in absolute disgust.

Becky was sitting on Robbies backside and pulled a sneaky Rochow Wind Tunnel Rodeo on him...surprise!

by Sjanellaaa July 9, 2010

French Wind

A release of gas from one's posterior. That resembles the smell you get downwind of a dirty French Canadian.

Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?

Buddy: It smells like s dirty French Canadian!

Friend: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..

by RacinJason November 30, 2018

wichita wind surge

When you pass major gas after eating at an "authentic" Mexican restaurant in Wichita, KS. Also the name of the new Wichita AAA baseball team.

After eating that massive burrito from Renee's, I had a Wichita wind surge that came out so hot and hard I thought I shit myself.

by Ict November 13, 2019

Oklahoma Wind Breaker

When a male blows violently into a women's vagina and causes a dust storm wreaking havoc on anyone in the immediate area

Ryan performed the Oklahoma Wind Breaker on his teacher and evacuated a whole classroom

by Bunz69 April 2, 2022

bucket of wind

One's ability to speak for long durations.

"Sammy won't stop talking."
"Yeah, that asshole has a big bucket of wind."

People who monologue have big buckets of wind.

by Bucketofwind August 16, 2017

Pussy to the Wind

It's like the phrase "Man up" except not sexist

"Come on, don't be scared, ask him out! Pussy to the wind!"

by soraggedyann June 5, 2018