whipped

The mis-labeling of sincere devotion between a man and a woman as some sort of failure on the part (typically) of the man. This mis-labeling isn't applied by any sort of "lover" grade male; rather, the labler is usually a misogynist frat-boy hedonist incapable of rubbing two higher-level brain cells together longer than the time taken to hit the bong or crush a beer can on his head. Mislabeling based on an inability to comprehend that men and women can have long-term, spiritually fulfilling relationships beyond the more obvious physical calisthetics...and that a man who puts the hapiness and joy of his woman above his own hapiness is the essence of successful relationships, NOT a failure. Obviously, when a woman reciprocates in kind, the result is the pinnacle of human hapiness and spiritual fulfillment.

Frat boy: Me wake up on floor in puddle of own vomit. Me only f*ck drunk ho's at party....hmm...that guy happy with woman, say he LOVE woman...he WHIPPED I bet.

Evolved human: did you hear that? it sounded like a pre-humanoid predecessor, giving off a mating call for antelope..!

by MNO October 11, 2006

dick whipped

Woman who goes crazy about her man and would do anything to prove that she loves him.

dick whipped girl:(gives guy a gift for valentines day)
guy:(takes it) o dam i forgot it was valentines day
girl: what?(cry)
guy: hey why r u crying i thought u loved me?
girl: i do
guy: Fucking LIAR prove it
(they fuck and they are both happy again)

by dont_worry August 23, 2007

Pussy Whipped

You world blindly revolving around your woman.

Jeff's decisions are based on what his woman is doing. Ditching his boys her and forgetting what is important to him. He is SO pussy whipped!

by Jenny Cz February 21, 2004

Whipped

A person who is constantly under control by their partner, doing and saying anything they are told as well as dogging their true friends for them. The female is usually the dominant one.

Eg, Peter is whipped by Anna

by THE_DRAKESTER December 4, 2009

whipped

being controlled by your girlfriend or girl.

JT (booties) is totally whipped by E.C.C.

by B'ran November 6, 2009

pc whipped

bastardization of pussy whipped, for guys who are whipped by their cyber-girlfriends.

Jen makes Dylan do all the work on their website. He is so pc whipped!

by matt November 18, 2004

whipped cream

When you put whipped cream on ya man penis, and then slurp it off like you would a sundae, on a Sunday afternoon.

"When you ask for it plain and she give it to you with whipped cream"
-MC Ess

by mcbirdlethagunnah July 6, 2018