deat meat weekend

weekend before/during finals or some other hellish and crucial time period.

During Deat Meat Weekend, people chug so much caffeine that the vending machines are always out of mountain dew.

by missmuffinface September 24, 2009

5-Day Weekend

When more creative work would likely to be produced if companies were to extend the two-day weekend to five, so that employees only report to the office two instead of five days a week.

Since much work seems to get done during the weekend than on any weekdays, isn’t it apt for the workforce to implement a 5-day weekend, with workers reporting to work, say, on Thursday and Friday every week, since most people just love Friday but loathe Monday?

by MathPlus January 14, 2019

lost weekend

A weekend spent having sex and cuddling the whole time, only breaking for food and other necessary breaks.

Did you get much done over the weekend, Sally?

Nothing, I had a lost weekend with that new stud in the sales department.

by sqrfolkdnc March 16, 2009

Weekend Warrior

When one leaves a massive greasy shit in an office or Government Mandated facility on a Friday evening for other office personnel to find on Monday morning.

Holy smokes batman! Someone left a nasty weekend warrior in here and Bossman found it, Hes on a rampage to fire someone over it.

by WootALoot July 14, 2012

Danish Weekend

a hot weekend of wild danish sex

My legs can barely move because I had danish weekend last week

by Dr Strangelove123 June 4, 2009

Wake and Bake Weekend

A span in time preferably a weekend is Where one finds him/herselves So Stoned to fall asleep for odd hours to only awake in a lackidasical daze to only smoke again to sleepstoned that a Time warp of three days can mindfuck them to have completely forgot where the weekend went and how the fuck is it monday? type feeling... Thats A WAKE AND BAKE WEEKEnd!

Also Beleived to be Considered a Stoners "Religious Purification"
Like a christians sunday for worship.

Dude i don't remember anything about last weekend bro, i'm having lapses in time and all my cheesecake, bread, mustard, chips are spread everywhere and i may have cooked my cat...I dont know dude must have been my time for a Wake and bake weekend.

by JayPhiZzle April 5, 2011

Weekend at Bernie's

Sexual Position - Spending an extended period of time being fucked by two guys at once. One from behind and one in the mouth.

See Also: Chinese Finger Cuffs

Jessica spent the weekend with her new swinger boyfriend. Poor girl looks like she spent the whole Weekend at Bernie's.

by Gabriel Dunn March 16, 2009