Waistband titties

Female breasts that hang to a woman's waist

Matt: Ay yo Tim that bitch is hottttttttt
Tim: I can already see her waistband titties swingin' from here, dude.

Waistband titties by goodiegoodgoodnesss June 28, 2010

Friend Request Waiting Period

The time after someone requests to be your friend on Facebook or some other social media site. This is a lag period in which the invitee receives the offer, contemplates, evaluates the person's looks, number of mutual friends, other hot friends, and general demeanor before accepting the request. This period is very similar to the "two day rule" when getting someone's digits. By stretching the friend request waiting period ever so slightly, it appears that you are not so desperate for a new friend addition.

Guy 1: "Yo I just became friends with this smoking hot chick other day. You should add her and look at her photos."

Guy 2: "Already tried to add her after I saw you became friends with her. She hasn't accepted my request yet."

Guy 1: "Damn. You must be in the friend request waiting period.... good luck with all that."

Friend Request Waiting Period by JoeyBats August 21, 2011

Terry Waite's allotment

(Simile.) Describes a badly overgrown ladygarden or punani in need of a lot of TLC. (And possibly an industrial-sized strimmer.)

"I pulled down her knickers, and she had a twat like Terry Waite's allotment! I've seen long-haired poodles with less hair than her!"

Terry Waite's allotment by Niall Brady February 9, 2003

Waifu Bait 

Waifu Bait defines a female character portrayed as lovable and perfect. (especially in anime)

Rem from Re:Zero is total waifu bait! She's so cute, loving and loyal how could you not fall in love with her!

Waifu Bait by Gundanium October 11, 2016

Wait. What? 

A phrase used to back the conversation up when you realize you weren't listening. You caught the ice cream end of the conversation,and oops, you wish you had heard the meat and potatoes. It could be important, so you use this phrase to try and sneak by the fact that you were thinking about dirty pics and bacon cheeseburgers while your friend was pouring their heart out. Hopefully they're so distraught they'll rewind and repeat without noticing.

"........And he left me there all drunk with no shoes and my weave falling out!"
"Wait. What?"

Wait. What? by sugarmonkey April 1, 2008

waiting line fiction 

Low brow, formulaic fiction novels usually only found in grocery stores and drug stores. The only time they do get noticed/purchased is when the individual is forced to wait in line for a long time.

With titles like "No Escape" and "The Final Surrender," Bob figured both novels had to be good...after standing in line for 20 minutes. He only realized what he had when he got home; the novels were both waiting line fiction.

waiting line fiction by 2 guys and a dog January 21, 2010

Waifu Basics 

A very horrific video clip. It starts with a young Japanese lady being invited into her boyfriend's apartment for lunch while the narrator tells the viewer what it means to be a good girlfriend. She enters the apartment and the narrator tells us that the boyfriend's name is Hiro. Hiro has prepared stir fry for the two of them to eat for lunch. When they sit down at the table to eat it, the lady then vomits multiple times into the bowl, covering the stir fry in vomit. Hiro is completely unfazed by this and seems rather fine that his lunch just got totally ruined. The two then go to the couch and she proceeds to kiss him. While she's kissing him, she vomits several times again and covers his entire face with vomit and pukes down his mouth. The video then ends with him choking on her vomit. Very nasty; guaranteed to make you throw up your breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next week or two.

Person 1: Hey man, have you seen this video "Waifu Basics"?

Person 2: No I haven't, it seems promising though since it doesn't seem to be one of those messed up shock films you showed me earlier.

*Shows him the video*

Person 2: I'm gonna go throw up like I've never thrown up before; thanks.

Waifu Basics by Runt18 May 6, 2018