dick wad

A slow person who can’t understand shit.
Shut up dick wad
by LILNINIINIGA February 23, 2024
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tick wad

A school friendly term to call your friends instead of a f**ktard
Stop being such a tick wad!
by Tickwad July 03, 2021
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Blow Your Wad

Jake: Oh kristenfuuuuck…! Im so close…!
Kristen: BLOW YOUR WAD ON MY TITS!!!
by randoguy198! February 23, 2025
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Wad Eye

When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.
I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
by Secret Person 2007 February 08, 2023
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dish wad

Calling someone a dirty gossiper. Dish is equal to dish water; being dirty. Wad is equal to gossip, spreading rumors, etc.
Erin was gossiping about the new student being a hellion although there was no evidence.
"Hey, dish wad," Mike calls out, "Get real."
by Yinjaei May 21, 2024
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Fuck-Wad

Used to describe an otherwise intelligent person who messes up three or more relatively easy tasks simultaneously.
He was such a fuck-wad that everything collapsed at once.
by LevonGarvasi June 28, 2013
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Fuck Wad

A guy that no one fucking stands and no one wants around and if She/He Dies no one will fucking care.
OMG Jack is so fucking stupid! He must be a Fuck wad
by Cochoco July 13, 2018
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