Wheezy Dozen

A Wheezy Dozen is a form of measurement. A Wheezy Dozen equals one. This term was created by Wheezy Waiter, a popular content creator on YouTube.

Sort of similar to the form of measurement known as a baker's dozen, except a baker's dozen equals 13, whereas a Wheezy Dozen equals 1.

I did videos for one whole month. That's a Wheezy Dozen.

by martha_s February 17, 2010

wheelchair (reaction/emoji)

A wheelchair reaction to a text message or post (on slack, messenger, etc.) signifies the original message's intent (or the sender) is handicapped, fundamentally flawed, or severely challenged.

Example usage 1:
*Tesla employee posts to internal slack group:* "I think we should use Gucci-wrapped 18650 battery cells to power the new roadster"
*every sane employee reacts with the wheelchair (reaction/emoji) to indicate this design idea is flawed*

Example usage 2:
*An employee accidentally sends a company-wide message which was only intended for specific people*
*every other employee reacts with the wheelchair (reaction/emoji)*

by moderate_mega_chungus October 19, 2020

Dual Wheeled-ing

v. Riding exclusively two-wheeled vehicles. Derived from the videogame term Dual Wield, meaning to use two weapons at once.

my Fiero broke down, so now i'm dual wheeled-ing on the Schwinn and the Harley.

by bitofrandito May 24, 2010

Pete Wheeler

The fastest player in all of backyard sports. He is very similar to Forest Gump in his physique, speed, southern accent, and stupidity. He lacks skill in all sports, but his speed makes him an essential pickup for your team.

Damn, Pete Wheeler just stole every base after bunting to get on first.

by Jcon1000 March 12, 2014

ninth wheel

An extremely rare situation which you're the only single person hanging out with a group of 4 couples. Although rare, if this doesn't convince you to get a girlfriend/boyfriend, I don't know what will.

Guy 1: Hey do you want to come hang out with me, Guy 2, Guy 3, and Guy 4? By the way our girlfriends are gonna be there too

You: No thanks man, I don't wanna be a ninth wheel.

by Jimmy the Least June 3, 2016

Paddle Wheel

When three or more male participants engage in the sexual act of the "Dutch Rudder" whilst in a circular formation.

They were supposed to be in a meeting, but when I peered into the window it was just one big paddle wheel.

by Straphe November 19, 2016

in his wheelhouse

A baseball term meaning a pitch thrown right where a batter likes to hit it.

Fan 1: "Jeter smacked that ball up the gap for a double, scoring Damon."
Fan 2: "Well, what did you expect? Papelbon put it right in his wheelhouse!"

by UncleMikeNJ January 16, 2009