waffy

See WAFF. In regards to a yaoi/yuri fanfic, sentimental and mushy. Antonym: PWP.

Duo's such a horny little bugger, how come so many 1x2 fanfics are WAFFy?

by junkyard prince October 18, 2003

bonus waffle

Waffle, or any other breakfast pastry, provided to you by your one night stand when leaving their house in the morning.

I received a syrupless Eggo waffle as a parting gift from a one night stand.

-SinisterKid

Time to add "Bonus Waffle" to urban dictionary

-Sloride73

by Drew707 April 22, 2013

wafflebellies

A "groupie" for racecar drivers. The distinctive cross-patterns on their bellies are acquired by wearing a halter top and tightly pressing their over-tanned bodies up against the chain link fence which separates them from their objects of desire (the racecar drivers).

The cross patterns closely resemble the patterns (but perhaps the the inverse) of those seen in Belgian waffles.

Wow dude, I was at a dirt track race in Topeka last week and some drunk wafflebellies saw my Dale Jr. hat and totally started necking on me. After my hickies go away, let's go back out there and get'r'done!

by Seth Chapin September 6, 2007

Waffle Stomp

Stomp a turd down a shower drain.

A bunch of coronavirus paranoid dickhead s stockpiled all the toilet paper, now I have to waffle stomp my shit at home.

by CheesySoup March 5, 2020

Vanilla wafer chaser

1. Any female who only dates white guys, but is not white themselves.

1. Guy 1: Have you seen Lashawndra? She’s went home with Jake, Sam, Brad, and Brett in the same week but won’t give Jerome the light of day
Guy 2: Didn’t you know? She’s a vanilla wafer chaser man, good luck trying to date her if you’re not white.

by Lookatdatime January 19, 2018

Cock Slurping Dick Waffle

"Cock Slurping Dick Waffle" Is the ultimate possible insult that can exist (if you believe otherwise you are wrong btw)

Invoking this insult causes the universe to split and reality to crack for a moment....just a moment...and completely pulverize whoever it is who was unfortunate enough to encounter someone who knew this ancient of absolute destruction

Tom: You know what? I've had enough..

Chad: oh yeah? whatchu gonna do about it, HUH?!

Tom: ..Chad...You...You're...

Chad: yeah? I'm a what?

Tom: You're a COCK SLURPING DICK WAFFLE

Chad: ......Is that i-

The ground suddenly cracks, Thunder covers the earth, Storms obliterate the homes of all, Civil defense sirens ring out, Pluto sling shots into Neptune, The asteroid belt disperses at devastating speeds obliterating the rest of the solar system,
The galaxy collapses in on itself the universe disappears and then SUDDENLY....silence....everything is back to normal.....as if nothing ever happened...everything is the same except for....Chad....Chad is no more, Chad has ceased to exist....It is over for Chad...

by mexgema July 24, 2018

Wafl

Lit. "What A Fucking Liberty"

Usually used as an expression of how the actions of someone can be seen to be quite aside from what is expected in a civilised society.

The whole phrase can be used when applicable, but when in more sensitive company (grandmothers, etc) the term "Wafl" will suffice. Also used when to say the whole phrase would take too much time.

Person 1: "Yeah I'm going to Belgium tonight but gotta pick up some sarnies for my wife and kids"

Person 2: Haven't you got work today? Why can't your wife pick them up?

Person 1: Says she's hurt her back

Person 2: Wafl man. Wafl.

Person 1: Yeah, wafl.

by Jimlad50 June 13, 2008