Jersey Volcano

When you shit in a microwaveable container (you could use an oven but who has access to that) and heat it to scorching and pour it inside a vagina. Very commonly used at UVM, one in five UVM students have experienced this either voluntarily or involuntarily.

“Dude yesterday we totally gave Becky a Jersey Volcano last night”

by kucktricia December 2, 2025

The Dirty Volcano

When your partner is laying on the ground with only their shoulders touching, holding their legs to their head, while you proceed to have anal sex. Once you ejaculate in the rectum you grab their legs and thrust forward to the head making the semen shoot out of the anus like a volcano.

Friend: Why is the front of your shirt nasty?
You: Dude, I gave this chick "The Dirty Volcano" last night and she erupted on m shirt.

by BigSos21 September 12, 2011

The Salty Volcano

When you cum after 6 months

John hadn't wanked for six months, when he finally did he produced the salty volcano

by Crackingopenacoldonewththeboys July 15, 2017

flood the volcano

When you're banging a girl and you pee inside her the piss rushes back out as though from a flooded and overflowing volcano

Friend 1: "Tonight I'm going to surprise Becky and flood the volcano. Will make a huge mess but totally worth it."
Friend 2: "Will you be having sex when you do it?"
Friend 1: "Do you think I'm going to somehow stick my totally flacid dick in then piss in her? Use your head, man."

by BShaeffer September 21, 2018

The Onion Volcano

The best part of hibachi when the chef makes a small stack of raw onion rings, puts vegetable oil in it, and lights it on fire whilst it expels steam and flames, like a volcano. (Hence the name).

Them: how was the hibachi dinner last night?
You: it was great, except I missed the onion volcano while I was in the restroom.
Them: aw man, that’s the best part!

by Bandgeek2003 December 26, 2019

Schrödinger's Volcano

A new take on the famous thought experiment, Schrödinger's cat, that illustrates a paradox of quantum superposition. Inbrought by the undisputed masterpiece "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!" , & its confusion inbrought by Natsuki's lyrics describing the Aso Kujū National Park volcano situation. Natsuki mentioned that there is too much volcano & that there is no volcano? Many theorize that the answer is that it's "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!" given that the song is titled "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!".

Neglected gas stoves left on with candles abutting are like Schrödinger's Volcano: until you check in, they exist as both exploded & non-exploded .

by MoribundMurdoch June 22, 2021

New Jersey Volcano

First, a man performs anal sex on his partner. After finishing, he must remain in his partner's anus until he is able to urinate. He then urinates into the anal cavity. He then pulls out while his partner clenches the anus, containing the "goodness". The man puts his face in front of his partners anus while his partner expels the contents inside of the anal cavity all over the face of the man.

Last night my girl gave me a New Jersey Volcano.

by Tango47 September 29, 2022