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Video Chat

A technology used for interacting with a person, usually of the opposite sex, when meeting in person cannot be achieved.
Me: Lets Video Chat
Mary:Sure! Give me a minute.
by God's Dictionary Writer May 29, 2010
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No videos = stfu

No videos = shut the fuck up. A phrase normally seen in the comments section of Youtube videos, particularly guitar or bass demonstrations. To reply to haters claiming they're better, but have no evidence to prove this on their Youtube channels.
Hater: i cud prbably play dat wid ma cok lozer u suk dik.

Guitarist: No videos = stfu.
by ChucklesMginty January 13, 2009
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Video Game Autopilot

When you are playing any video game without really thinking about what you're doing.

You can tell if someone is in Video Game Autopilot if they repeatedly do the same thing over and over, making them ridiculously easy to kill in Call of Duty.
You tend to reach the deepest levels of Video Game Autopilot when you're high as balls.
by puertorican120 July 20, 2012
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Video Killed the Radicchio Star Burger

A burger that comes with radicchio
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Video Killed the Radicchio Star Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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Blockbuster Video

A DVD rental store that's as ancient as Madonna's boobs.
Stan: You should try to get it on that ancient civilization show so people can see how cultures used to live."

Randy: Oh ha ha ha ha, I get it. Blockbuster Video is so out of date it's ancient, hahaha Sharon, I get it.

Sharon: I didn't say anything.

Randy: You were thinking it! But you're wrong! The average person still wants to rent movies they can hold in their hands! We're gonna have customers up our ass, Sharon. Up! Our! Ass!
by WTF123 July 5, 2014
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music video

Me: jesus shit! none of these songs are good. they're all produced by record companies who focus on making the music videos flashy over the audio content.

Guy: that's not true! ...yes it is...
by Phil the Pill September 15, 2006
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video monkey

A T.V. videographer. Named so by press still photographers for their willingness to take creative liberties with journalism, i.e. having people do things and act a certain way just for the camera. The results of their actions are not journalism, just acting performed for free by unknowing subjects under the pretense of news.
I was standing with the other photojournalists at the political rally taking photos of people acting naturally, and then the video monkeys had to come in, egg on the crowd, and have them fake-cheer for the camera.
by ThatOnePhotog February 5, 2009
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