verbal gerbil

Describing someone who verbally attacks people, objects, ideas, and/or others opinions with complete disreguard for their feelings. "Verbal Gerbils" often believe that their ideals are superior to all others.

"Wow, she is one mean verbal gerbil."

by Pearle June 17, 2008

Verbal Blowjob

For a female to overly compliment a male to an extent that she is sucking up to him so much using words that she may as well be giving the male in question fellatio.

Female: You're just the most perfect male in the world, how is a girl like me so lucky to have you in my life.

Male: Thanks for the verbal blowjob.

by GentlemanMiz July 19, 2012

verbatim

A song by the bang mother mother about popular british singer Harry Styles

Ryan Lee Guldemond was inspired to write verbatim after seeing a picture of harry styles

by British culture enthusiast May 23, 2021

postcoital verbal derpitude

A postcoital affliction that can sometimes occur when the subject has just experienced a mind-blowing sexual experience which has impaired their ability to produce comprehensible word sounds.

Emily attempted to commend Steve on his sexual performance, however all that came out was a series of pleasured sighs, indicating she was in a state of postcoital verbal derpitude.

by Sir TotallyWritingThisAfterSex November 29, 2013

verb the whole object

A snowclone often used in New Age, pseudoscientific or borderline fields to cast a warm glow over the enterprise in question. Meant to imply, usually fallaciously, that the real scientists or professionals are missing out on something that their clients urgently need, or at least want very very badly but for some arcane reason are unable or afraid to articulate.

Examples of phrases using the "verb the whole object" construction would be:

"Alternative" practitioners treat the whole patient. (Unlike those bloody doctors, of course.)

Home birth widwifes read the whole woman.

Organic caterers use the whole plant. (I wonder if they make rhubarb crumble).

by Fearman February 23, 2008

Clown (verb)

Clown (v) - To make fun of someone in a very good natured sense, or with malicious intent, with no inbetween.

"Bob, chill out, I'm just clowning on you"

"I heard steve's car got keyed. Someone clowned all over him"

by Mike Kegelman May 27, 2005

Non-Verbal Learning Disorder

Non-Verbal Learning Disorder also called NLD or NVLD is a learning disability where you have defecits in fine motor skills, visual spacial skills and social skills. You are really bad at math, science and organization.

When you have Non Verbal Learning Disorder, some of the areas you struggle in are:

You have bad handwriting, it takes you a long time to tie your shoe, you are bad at drawing and bad at arts and crafts and jewelery and art, anything to do with fine motor skills.

You are clumsy, you bump into things, you spill things, you knock things over, you trip and fall, you get lost, you are bad at driving, you have terrible organization. You have poor visual memory.

You are very bad at math and science and arithmetic.

You have awkward physical coordination and may say or do something socially awkward.

You are often thought of as irresponsible or disorganized.

You learn verbally, so your nonverbal skills are weak.

Sally had poor handwriting and organization because she had defecits in fine motor skills and visual spatial skills because of NVLD, Non-Verbal Learning Disorder.

by PrincessMoon1 November 28, 2009