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Vancouver Autism Theory

Anyone who isn't from Vancouver, Canada, has observed a peculiar trend among those who are born and raised there. Native Vancouverites often come across as cold, socially awkward, envious, insecure and gossipy. Additionally, many of the men exhibit notably feminine traits.

Some of their preferred pastimes involve gossiping about friends behind their backs, fabricating stories about them, and sitting with their legs crossed in a typically feminine manner. It's also uncommon to find one who is over 6 feet tall, and many have either chubby or scrawny build.

Everyone not from Vancouver seems to think they are insecure autistic weirdos
the vancouver autism theory is correct, look at stu crossing his legs like a girl
by Isabel <3 November 20, 2024
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Vancouver left turn

Making a U-turn while driving, with little to no regard for laws, pedestrians or oncoming traffic.
I can 100% guarantee that whether it’s walking or driving, I will be killed by someone making a Vancouver left turn
by soup_19 December 16, 2024
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Vancohol

Alcohol filled to the brim in a Van or a medium-sized motor sized vehicle.
Man I can't believe my wife left me... Time to drink some Vancohol to make me feel better.
by VTrap February 1, 2025
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Vancoholic

A Person who is addicted to drinking Vancohol or Alcohol filled to the brim in a Van or a medium-sized motor sized vehicle.
Do you see that guy drinking alcohol out of that van over there? must be a Vancoholic!
by VTrap February 7, 2025
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Varca

A word what retarded species called "vardridogs "cry out loud after they lose to the greatest club, F.C. Barcelona.
They yell 15 UCLs and 36 LALIGA every time Barca wins against them, considering the fact half of the 15 UCLs are won in the Aztec era. And they yell 8:2 which is from 5 years ago and also isn't a win from their club. (also we did a comeback

4-1).
Vardridog: Visca varca!!!

Culer: average retard vardridogs yelling some useless stuff that doesnt change the fact that barca won against them 3 times in a row
by barca09 March 12, 2025
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Vancouver Whitecaps FC

A professional soccer (or association football outside of Canada and the U.S.) team based in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, that has competed in Major League Soccer (MLS) since 2011 and plays its home matches at BC Place, one of only two indoor stadiums in the MLS. Under the leadership of head coach Jesper Sørensen, this team will win the 2025 MLS Cup, the Supporters' Shield for the 2025 MLS season, and the 2025 CONCACAF Champions Cup (yes, they will beat the "GOAT" Lionel "Pessi" Messi and his "superteam" of Inter Miami CF in the Champions Cup Semifinals after the Whitecaps eliminated two strong Mexican teams: beating a post-prime Sergio Ramos and CF Monterrey in the Round of 16, and beating PUMAS in the quarterfinals through a last-second goal by Tristan Blackmon in the 93rd minute). The Whitecaps are one of the only three Canadian teams in the league, along with Toronto FC and CF Montréal, and the only MLS team based in the Western Conference. A notable player who played for the Whitecaps is the current captain of the Canadian men's soccer team, Alphonso Davies.
Vancouver Whitecaps FC is the best football club in North America right now; they can compete against the top football (soccer) clubs from Europe, especially clubs in the Big 5 European Football Leagues.
by WesternCanadian April 13, 2025
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Vacoy

The word ‘Vacoy’ means you’re a bitch.
Nothing more nothing less you’re just a bitch.
‘He looks like a bitch might aswell call him vacoy’
by Gyferjnycs February 24, 2026
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