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Exxon Valdez Syndrome

A common occurrence in most inner city public swimming pools. Pool water may consist of a toxic cocktail of up to 1/3 oil, chicken grease, urine, feces, afro sheen, lice and lice eggs. East side swimming pools are commonly afflicted with this condition.
"That new pool on Antione and MLK opened yesterday and it already has Exxon Valdez Syndrome."
by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
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Be My Valen-thyme Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Be My Valen-thyme Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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Valencia

An alternative rock band that hails from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The band consists of Shane Henderson, JD Perry, George Ciukurescu, Brendan Walter, and Max Soria. They released This Could Be A Possibility in 2005 under I Surrender Records. In 2008, We All Need A Reason to Believe, their second full length, was released under Columbia Records. They are an awesome band that are a bit too underrated.
Valencia is rad!
by ckwasalreadytaken June 27, 2009
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Valverde

A Valverde's is usually extremely attractive they are smart,mentally and physically strong,loving,romantic and successful.
He's such a Valverde.Or. He looks like a valverde.
by El perro June 17, 2016
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Nick Valensi

Nick Valensi is, to sound a bit preppy, gorgeous. As are the rest of The Strokes, of course. He plays amazin' guitar, and I should know because my whole family plays some sort of musical instrument (mostly guitar and piano, and I play piano and saxophone although I lost my love for the horn because of my band teacher with horns, and I have a beautiful guitar that I never get a chance to learn on). If Nick Valensi would give me guitar lessons, I'd be the happiest person alive. If Nick Valensi SMILED at me, I'd be the happiest person alive!! ... gettin' dizzy just thinking about it... I'm going to go define the rest of the Awesome Amazing Strokes, now... still dizzy... I still need to learn how to play guitar, Nick...
Nick Valensi plays the guitar like nobody else plays it. I used to know the name of his guitar. I forgot it. Begins with an E, I believe. Not the NAME, the brand of guitar SHUT UP I KNOW I NEED HELP.
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valedicktorian

she's a valeDICKtorian
by Valedicktorian December 9, 2014
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Valders

A crappy little village right outside of Manitowoc, WI. Since there is absolutely nothing to do there in this town of 997 people the residents who will openly admit they are from here, sit around all day and drink. They have nothing to live for, except for their local high school. So everyone in town obsesses about the school's sports teams to fill the lack of anything in their lives.

The school is most well known for wrestling-but no one besides them cares, and their varsity boys and girls basketball teams. You see, they think they are really good, but year after year they fail to accomplish anything. They barely can make it past regionals much less even dream of making it to state. The fan are considered some of the most obnoxious and rude in the area and overall everyone just hates them.
Nick: You're from Valders?
Joe: Bob: Yeeehhhh
Nick: WTF is your problem. We can no longer be friends. Valders people are not even real people. Move somewhere with class!!
by JimJones14 December 7, 2010
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