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Vagina Cake Hat 

A soothing, grooming process for your carnal treasure. It includes an initial brazilian wax followed by a facial of sorts ("vagacial") to soothe the waxed region. The final touch is vajazzling, which involves a beautiful arrangement of rhinestones. Completely non-invasive and perfect for special occasions, such as bachelorette parties or preparation for your wedding night. Or prom.
I think I want to go all the way with Ned tonight, should I get a vagina cake hat?
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Vagina Addict 

One who eats,sleeps and dreams about vagina. Not to be mixed up sex addict. Being a vagina addict doesn't require having sex
I am in love with vagina,I must be a vagina addict
Vagina Addict by Wet lick November 16, 2010
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the most wonderful part of the woman. its moist, and soft texture just gives you the best experience of all.
I am going to get that vagina tonight and I'm going to destroy it
vagina by #1QT July 17, 2014

Vagina Mind Trick 

The amazing ability of some women to turn men into pussy-whipped bitches.
Ever since Bob fell victem to Amy's Vagina Mind Trick, he don't wanna hang-out no more.
Vagina Mind Trick by Chris Jackson December 12, 2003

loose vagina 

female who sleeps with many men; vulgar term refering to a woman who has had many relationships or is a slut.
loose vagina by Reddevilspal September 20, 2007

Whale's Vagina

This phrase stems from the film "Anchorman". During the seen where Ron is giving his new co-worker a tour of San Diego, he tells her that the city's name means "A Whale's Vagina" in German. This was such an obsurd suggestion that things to this level of proposterousness are therefore refered to as "Whale's Vagina"
Resident Advisor: There will be 24 hour quiet hours this week.
First Year Student: Ma'am, that's whale's vagina!
Whale's Vagina by Bill Brasky December 25, 2004

Vagina Pants Monster Man 

A person who gets so much VAGINA they're a monster
Jake:Hey you remember Todd?

Tom: Yeah he's totally a Vagina Pants monster man!