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vaginal chainsaw massacre 

The act of wrapping ones penis in aluminum foil and then having rough intercourse
John wrapped his tool in foil and then stuck it in Sally

God's Vagina 

A term popularized in the 2008 comedy "Pineapple Express" to describe the best marajuana presumeably because of its dank odor and potency. The term can also be used to describe other things that are considered to be the best by an individual.
Dude, smell that weed. Ya like that? It's like smelling God's Vagina!

Do you like these satin sheets? Yeah? It's like being wrapped inside God's Vagina!

Hey, did you you like making love to God's Vagina? OMG, it's like FUCKING God's Vagina!
God's Vagina by Tenacious Faulker August 24, 2009
The female pleasure center and reproductive tool, whose needs men mistakenly believe they can satisfy while their women fake contentment and sneak into the bathroom later to find the real thing.
Maria stroked her lonely vagina consolingly.
Vagina by LorettaLee February 13, 2012
something that you come out of when you're born and then spend the rest of your life trying to get back into
vagina is fun to play with
vagina by thegreatcornholio May 10, 2008

Vagina Boob 

Possibly the greatest of all Family Guy quotes. 'Nuff said.
Red(Cleveland)-"It was months before he said two words to anyone"
Andy(Peter)-"Vagina boob."
Vagina Boob by fatginger November 15, 2010

vaginatized 

Synonym for pussy-whipped. Analogous to dickmatized.
He should drop her, but she has him completely vaginatized.
vaginatized by Mulder March 8, 2008