TWITTER

A APP THAT HAS SEX ON IT AND TOE PICS

OMG I LOVE THESE TOE PICS ON TWITTER

by SIGMA LORD November 28, 2024

Twitter

The armpit of the internet

Stay the fuck away bro trust me

Urban Dictionary made me put this here and made me include the word Twitter in it
Fuck you Urban Dictionary

by Youraveragestarwarsfan December 8, 2024

TWITTER

An acronym for 'That Website Infamous for Timely Textual Expressions by Randos' (sometimes referred to as x.com). Yes, the place where everyone is an expert on everything.

Me: Did you see the news on TWITTER?
Then: You mean x.com
Me: I said what I said

by meteoridian June 26, 2024

Twitter

Twitter is a social media created in 2006 by Jack Dorsey, the social media was known for its tweets, a form of posts with a limit of characters to input like in an SMS. The platform is mostly known to be the second most popular opinion social media after Reddit. However, this social media was bought and renamed X by Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla and Space X. Since then, Twitter has never been that bad.

If you want to beef with someone, make a Twitter account.

by SlammerGaming0 August 20, 2024

Twitter

A battleground between racists who hate black people and racists who hate white people and they're all somehow gay.

Person A: hey, have you been on Twitter lately?
Person B: Yeah I saw someone saying hitler was just misunderstood and another person saying all white people should be castrated and hanged.

by tubershooter313 December 16, 2024

Twitter

The Internet's hellhole.

dude: "hey man have you used twitter"
dude 2: "no twitter is a hellhole"

by Elliot Forsaken June 2, 2025

Twitter

Female version of a gooch, halfway between her twat and her shitter

She's got a Twitter, its halfway between her twat and her shitter

by Urban69Legend August 14, 2025