Turkitten

When a kitten is stuffed inside of a turkey and cooked to purrrfection. This is traditional American Thanksgiving food, non-americans. They just don't want you to know about it. Also, it is possibly the most delicious thing ever, provided you like eating hair and hearing the sounds of kittens burning to death.

little girl: Turkittens! Inspired by... Turkittens!

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Alex: Have you seen boots?
Tex: Yep. He sure made a great Turkitten!

by yourmomscheese January 30, 2010

Turkish Hot Air Balloon

After having anal sex with a woman, a man proceeds to go down on her asshole and blow into it. If she farts it back into his mouth/face before he can move, it is called the Turkish Hot Air Balloon

Guy 1: Hey I heard you got with that little chica last night!
Guy 2: Dude that fuckin' bitch....
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: I went to toss her salad after we fucked, she gave me a Turkish Hot Air Balloon!
Guy 1: I'm not sharing that cigarette with you

by rick powers February 9, 2010

speed turdin'

the act of emptying your bowels in rapid succession, usually within a 15 sec time frame. Little to no splash audible. Solid turd form only.

Phil: Pause the game real quick
Devin: Why?
Phil: I gotta go speed turdin'

(24 secs later)
~flush~

Phil: lets go
Devin: Not your fastest run...

by DSint, SB3, Philthy Phil August 27, 2010

Turkish Honey Jar

Widely practiced in Turkey-When a combination of bodily fluids (urine, semen, saliva, blood, mucus, tears, pus, and feces) is mixed in a honey jar, only to be dumped in a partners anus or mouth during intercourse, only to be violently shook around inside the mouth or anus, then spat back onto the partner.(does not have the same effect with gay sex due to gay sex being not okay), (works fine with lesbian sex though)

“Son, why does your breath smell so foul?” “Shit got wild last night and I decided to give my girlfriend the Turkish Honey Jar, Mom!”

by JamesMattiasMcCDrPr69 December 20, 2018

non-deterministic turing machine

A machine capable of solving the toughest mathematical problems in polynomial time. It knows everything, is all powerful and gives you answers before you even ask a question. I didn't know what to write here, so I asked it, it gave me this response.

Guy1: What do they keep in area 51?
Guy2: The non-deterministic turing machine. They don't want you to know they have it, but they've been using it to solve crazy math problems in polynomial time for YEARS!
Guy1: Dude, you're fucked up.

by vaxt February 1, 2006

Turpinator

A very sexy person, they make a lot of people horny

' Wheres that turpinator? She turns me on! '

by Robbinator_H February 24, 2008

Dirty Turkish

Like a Dirty Sanchez but instead of giving the person a mustache you give them a unibrow

He pulled his finger out and then wiped it across my brow screaming Dirty Turkish!

by LLUNATIC February 3, 2010