turkey-dick

I brought my broken phone to Sprint, and they turkey-dicked me by giving me another broken phone as a replacement.
by TheMixMaster January 03, 2011
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jive turkey

The most insulting word in the english dictionary.
I about shot John after he called me a jive turkey, but it turns out he really only called me a cock sucker.
by eagle777 March 12, 2008
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Turkey Punch

To thrust/punch a person in the face with an erect penis. This can sometimes be the result of a spontaneous erection, however it is normally an intentional act.
"I turkey punched my friend because he wouldn't share his Doritos"
"She went down on me, and I got so aroused I turkey punched her"
by KingMickable December 31, 2012
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turkey liver

the enlarged clit or extra vaginal tissue protruding on the nether regions of a women
mostly likely acquired from massive amounts of sex
or child birth
Did you see that turkey liver dangling between that strippers legs?
by ck1film April 20, 2008
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talk turkey

To speak frankly, discuss hard facts, or get down to serious business.
Customer: I'm not sure about the technical details.

Business Analyst: Let's setup a call to get some of your IT folks on the line so we can talk turkey about your web services and getting access to your database.
by quixilvr March 10, 2010
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Turkey Eclipse

Where one bends over creating a normal 'eclipse'. Additionally, upon execution one must also grasp their cock (keeping it from view of the victim) and shake their balls whilst making the gobbling sound of a turkey. Try and keep the turkey eclipse in view of the on-looker despite their attempts to escape whilst maintining audio - this creates an awkward shuffling appearance also reminicent of a turkey
Whilst Adam was on the phone to his girlfriend i demonstrated a turkey eclipse for his viewing and listening pleasure to try and liven up conversation - upon trying to exaplin to her what it was i maintained position and pitch untill she hung up.
by Minge Matt August 29, 2006
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turkey chicken

1.Used to describe a situation when one person hears one word - while someone else hears another.

2.Used to settle an arguement over what word was used in a sentence. Similar to declaring "The situation will never be solved, so just shut up about it."

After Turkey Chicken is used - the arguement finished.

There is no response required for a Turkey Chicken.
J.P. "Mor, did you just ask for salt in your coffee?"

Mor "No. I asked for SUGAR."

Scot "I heard salt too."

Rod "No way! He said sugar."

J.P. "Oh well, Turkey Chicken."
by KTownFook May 26, 2005
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