Amber Turd

When you're not potty trained and take a poo on the bed instead of the toilet

Amber Turd isn't potty trained and took a big steamin' shite on the bed

by UltimateDoge November 18, 2022

turd burg

When there is so much excrement in the toilet that it rises above the water level, resembling an ice burg, only this bitch is made of shit.

"Hey, go look at that turd burg I just left in the shitter"

by Sarge25 May 15, 2008

turd blossom

1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)

1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."

by Marc April 1, 2004

Turd Texter

A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.

Mike always grabs his phone before heading to the stalls. An obvious sign of a Turd Texter.

by Vern_O February 22, 2009

Turd Fart

When a fart is pushed around a turd that has not been expelled yet. The odor is not that of a regular gas fart but of the skatole from the turd.

Boyd annoyed the people in the elevator with a turd fart.

by Ignatz TC October 26, 2020

Turd Sauce

The liquid from your butt during a crap. Or maybe used as a description or nick name of a person place or thing.

Hey guys what the hell!! Who left turd sauce on the toilet seat. Or as the nick name, hey turd sauce I need you to do me a favor and mop the floor. Don't be a turd sauce!!

by Jaebird77 August 28, 2012

Fuzz Turd

A loaf that has been allowed to fester for a period of time such that its surface had become fuzzy. When urinated upon, the Fuzz Turd fragments giving up a characteristic odor.

That perm of hers makes her head look like a 3-day Fuzz Turd.

by Fuzzman64 January 22, 2022