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turbo-hose

the act of attaching the nozzle to a hose which will result in the maximum force of water pressure possible, and then aiming at and spraying the shit out of someone or something. thus, it has been turbo-hosed.
Allen : how would you suggest i clean the shit out of shoes? someone took a dump in them today.

Marissa: in my overall opinion, turbo-hose those mofos with a shitton of detergent.
by gomarili September 30, 2006
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turbo timmy

the user of a timmy wagon
sometimes known to have souped up wagons with spokey dokeys and reflectors lights etc even go faster stripes
by tartanbeastie February 8, 2004
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ease up turbo

Telling a person to calm down for any particular reason. They could be getting angry, excited, horny etc.

(Calling them turbo implies they are getting "revved up" like a turbo charger in an engine.)
Friend: MAN I am going to KILL THAT ASSHOLE who cut me off in traffic!!!!

You: Ease up turbo, its just the roids talkin'!
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You: Yo dude you hungry? Want me to get you something from the store?

Friend: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.

You: Ease up turbo I've only got 10 bucks!
by DirtyFranK85 May 26, 2011
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Jack Russell Turbo

Term used to describe the sudden, unexpected behavior of a Jack Russell Terrier. Without notice or provocation, they streak about the house as if on a race track. Often noted to stop as unexpectedly as it started.
Otis and Kira were a blur as they ran from the kitchen to the living room and back again on the invisible race track only they could see. Jack Russell Turbo needs not be defined once it has been witnessed.
by kdez February 12, 2010
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Flying Turbo Syphilis

Strain of syphilis that aggressively attacks members of a group or community as if if were a conscious being capable of turbo powered flight.
Action news reports that numerous Rockdale County teens have contracted a particularly nightmarish sexually transmitted disease known as Flying Turbo Syphilis.
by bob h boberson August 18, 2008
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Ching Chong Turbos

A cheap type of turbo most commonly bought of ebay
I just bought some ching chong turbos for my 4.8l single cab chevy so I can beat stevens dodge demon
by ChingChongcoils April 1, 2019
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Turbo Mega Gay

Much like Mega Gay, but gayer.
See that tall blond guy Olivier? Yea he's turbo mega gay!
by Door knob eater October 13, 2018
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