Treadmill Gerbil

1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.

2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.

3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.

4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"

Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.

Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.

Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.

by Not Anna Blume April 6, 2011

terd spew

the most violent of all diarrhea. explosion and propulsive defecation.

i ruined the bath room with my terd spew

by goowashington May 26, 2011

treed up

the mental or physical effect from the use of THC weed the feeling of being high.

high yet keeping your composure

got treed up!

by D Nevs September 27, 2011

Treedo

A redo (usally in outdoor sports such as badmitton) that occurs because of tree interference.

The birdie hit the trees before I could hit it, treedo!

by randompseidonym July 30, 2012

terd pincher

The act of pincing a long terd using just your ass muscles.

Dude, I just couldn't shake that terd, it was so long I had to use my terd pincher muscles.

by metal_buds September 18, 2012

Treadwelling

When a man/woman attracts someone who is incredibly interested at first, only to have them lose interest within a few days of talking to them.

Dude 1: "Man, i keep Treadwelling these chicks"

Dude 2: "What do you mean Treadwelling?"

Dude 1: "She was so into me, like, seriously into me, but now she's not talking to me."

Dude 2: "Why? What did you do?"

Dude 1: "I talked to her."

by Treadweller March 23, 2013

Treadfull

When riding ones motorcycle and you accidentally ride through Dog Shit

I've had a treadfull today since I hit all that shit!

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 31, 2013