Tender Lentils

A term to describe the feeling after one has had particularly rough sex.

Popularised by Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled legumes:

'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender'

"Fuck, my lentils are tender after that session"

"I've got such tender lentils right now"

by cantspellrestaraunt February 14, 2021

Trendwy

A title given to someone who fails at everything he/she does, and who's very existence is a failure in itself.

"Hey Trendwy! Stop trying to knife the hostages!"

Synonyms: Failure, Redneck, Dumbass
Antonyms: Smart, Capable, Sniper

by Counter-Inventor (source) December 7, 2009

Trendet

A word you think will catch on but is really a stupid idea to begin with.

Gretchen that words not going to catch on, its just a trendet

by Preston Keys December 28, 2010

trendbot

A person whose behavior and thinking is fad-friendly, who does not evaluate and look for deeper meaning or give much thought to long-term consequences. Impulsively follows the crowd or other trendlings down the path of least emotional resistance.

Synonyms: sheep, lemming, robot, mindless.

Antonyms: mindful, unsheeply, unsheepable, thoughtful, analytical.

Don't be such a trendbot -- think about the issues, don't just follow friends (society, culture, advertising, false revolutions, propaganda) mindlessly.

by rebelmage August 14, 2011

Trendzoned

You're going out into the world trying to set a trend (i.e. wearing a new style of sunglasses) only to find that your trend had failed, or would only look good "On your best friend".

Girl 1: "Look at my new shades!"
Girl 2: "Those would look good on my best friend! Ryan!"
Ryan: "Yeah?
Girl 2: "Try these on."
Ryan: "I'm getting Trendzoned?"
Ryan: "Also, those shades suck."

by Big Lebeauxski September 27, 2013

Trendfag

Someone who follows short lived trends just to impress his/her friends but end up looking like a retard

Jessica is a white girl that acts "ghetto" and follow shitty one-day-wonder trends just to impress her black friends. She's just a trendfag.

by Bro Hymns August 31, 2016

trendarious

tall skinny
every girl wants him

"did you see trendarious fall"
"yes it caused an earthquake"

by crazydave122 May 21, 2019